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I remember giving my friends kid my phone FOR 5 MINS only to have it filled with 50 selfies of her baffled face

Also, in high school, I was wearing a pair of soccer shorts rolled up slightly. I have a soccer-ball kickin’ booty, and longish arms, so the shorts were about a knuckle away from being finger-tip length. I was walking right next to a girl with shorter shorts that I had on, but she had a smaller booty. Guess who got

I had never seen her before. She’s awesome!

every school dress code that is not a set uniform is about policing girls and girls alone.

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

Gary Younge on “black-on-black crime”:

I know! Like it doesn’t even need to be a long (pun intended) shot, just enough to quench my thirst. Because I am really thirsty.

I’m not even close to getting my head around all the places on my body that grow hair. I had no idea the back on my thighs were as bad as they were until I was doing a stretch in yoga and saw things I didn’t know existed. It never f’in ends.

Waxing is a fun thing for my hairless friends to do when they want to feel saucy. I’ve never done bleaching although I think it would be a pretty good alternative. I’ve recently commandeered my partners trimmer and I’m acting like its a suitable alternative to actual shaving since I’m bad at that too. I found myself

French braiding. And not for lack of trying. But I honestly can’t grasp it to save my life.

I think one’s inner circle of family and friends is way more influential on religious belief that the pastor. If the abusive partner uses religion to manipulate a woman in to staying, it is powerful, especially if she’s been taught that women should be submissive. The best thing a pastor could do is take a vocal stand

May I present one of my favourite Twitter People : Woman against Feminism

I like the cut of your jib.

But your description of the first shot definitely makes me want to see Magic Mike.

but I didn’t think I was eating that much food and it just freaked me out because because of my struggles with ED, I don’t have the best sense of what a normal or healthy amount of food because I know what I think I should be able to get by on is way too little but I don’t really know where the line between healthy

Some theaters even have special matinees aimed at young kids (not babies) and their caretakers.

I remember getting extremely annoyed when I saw a baby at The Dark Knight. It was crying behind me at certain points.

So, need advice on dealing with dress codes with my daughter. She's 5 and got told to put a sweater over her tank-style dress at school. I'm kind of cheesed the school talked to her instead of me when she doesn't understand the rules. Am I out of line with that? I want to explain the rule to her, but am finding it

You guys, I am reading the best book about female sexuality. It’s called Come As You Are, by Dr. Emily Nagoski. I’m learning all kinds of stuff about about my lady parts and brain I didn’t realize I didn’t know. (Did you know the hymen doesn’t break, it stretches?) It’s smart and funny. I’m super excited about this

I was told this week that I have vaginismus. A week after turning 30. Yay...this sucks. It’s awful and it’s impacted my sex life for 9 years. I’ve suspected that I’ve had this for at least 5 years now.