You're probably right - there is like a 89% chance he's just sitting in his house smoking weed and watching daytime TV which COINCIDENTALLY is what I'm doing after dramatically quit-or-get-fired from my job last week.

i already think she's the bees knees. if i was her daughter, i would be rich as fuck, just sitting on my beautiful ass she gave or bought me & having tantrums all day

Missed the opportunity to use "Coward Stern" - how can you be a rapper and not use that diss? You're supposed to be good at wordplay, Chester!

If abstinence-only education made teenagers have less sex and therefore get pregnant less and get fewer STIs, I would still be opposed to it on moral grounds (like, it's wrong to impose your morality on people in public schools, and it's wrong to make teenagers who are having sex feel bad about it.) But it doesn't…

Several decades from now, I envision myself showing my kids Napoleon Dynamite enthusiastically while they stare blankly at me.

Here’s a trailer for the movie she’s talking about. It co-stars Kyra Sedgwick, Dev Patel and Robert Sheehan.

This is a real concern for me and it’s kind of why I’m a bit rabid when a actress or other public female figures appears to have what (to me) look like obvious signs of eating disorders...or at the very least an unhealthy relationship with food. It’s like an open secret but the masses are encouraged to aspire to that…

bopable is the best description. That stevie wonder song is gold.

During my first week of law school, the woman sitting next to me in the lecture hall turned to me, white as a ghost and said, “You’re a nurse, right? You have to help me. My left boob just exploded.” We both managed to exit the lecture hall without making a total scene. Turns out she had saline implants that were…

and the cricket :)))) and her horsie :)))))))))))))

If it makes you feel better, I highly doubt that it's something she would realistically consider.

omg i also love that her friends were still her friends after it came out that she was a girl too

He has a shirtless scene, right? Several, in fact?

i rewatched mulan recently and was basically like THIS STILL LIVES UP TO THE HYPE to myself the whole time.

Mulan will be played by Sienna Miller

What's with that indifferent headline? Mulan is fucking awesome. I will watch the shit out of this.

Good for you Leah Remini.

If Tituss Burgess is not the Lion, I will revolt. That would be the ONLY reason to watch.

Breadstix R Us

I don't think I could choke down mayo and pineapple chunks...I've done a lot to hold on to jobs but I don't think my stomach would let me...I'd have to claim severe allergies and hope she believed me. Mayo hits my gag reflex all wrong, always has. A thin smear, maybe I could wait til she left to regurgitate, it makes…