At least famous people aren't as bad as groupies, exotic dancers, students, video vixens and cocktail waitresses.

He and I are currently making living arrangement plans. exciting

With all due respect to Jessica Williams, she was never going to be offered it. Comedy Central wanted someone who would hit the ground running, not someone who is still finding their comedic voice.

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I didn't care for John Oliver when he was on The Daily Show, but OMG, he is killing it on Last Week Tonight. I think I prefer him when he's not playing a role, he's just demanding, "why is this still a thing???"

For those who don't know who Trevor Noah is, a gift from his stand up. I say Comedy Central made a good choice here.

I like Madonna's efforts to defy the All About Eve narrative generally thrust upon competing older/younger entertainers. Her collaborations with younger performers brings continuity, generosity and a kind of sympático to a process commonly depicted as ugly and cutthroat.

I feel both of these rants on a deep level.

Exactly, because everyone knows that I go around to people's homes asking if they "have a moment to talk about the teachings of Laverne Cox."

Shiloh prefers to be addressed as John. The media continues to disrespect this child's wishes. Come on Jezebel!

I have to tell you, I would not give it up for a Ph.D. Let's say you get one. It takes five years. So then you're 40.

My niece. She is 22. She insists on buying CDs and then uploading them to iTunes to put on her iPod. I don't understand.

So I had previously written in asking for advice on what to do about a guy that I was seeing who ultimately wants different things in life. I had considered breaking it off because he knows he wants kids and I know I don't. Anyway, I made the irresponsible choice and dove in and we decided to make it official and move…

It's major crossroads time:

I'm not someone who believes that anything is off limits. I have enjoyed rape jokes, incest jokes, fat jokes and AIDS jokes in comics' routines. But in order for those jokes to be funny the butt of the joke can't be people (e.g. rape victims). It has to be our messed up culture (e.g. rape culture). And of course it…

the bit's bizarre cruelty was made even more bizarre by the fact that the two have barely ever interacted.

Interesting take from Taylor Swift on the boyfriend-song theme:

Worst excuse:

This one is awful but it's one of my favorite stories from high school. Keep in mind this was pre-cell phone days. My best friend was out sick from school one day. I'm in 2nd period and get called to the principals office and told my grandmother fell down the stairs (also keep in mind this was my evil…

"I'm under a lot of stress. We're building a gazebo for our hot tub."