I just cannot figure it out, but it always makes me look like a sexy yoga instructor so whenever I’m home I make my mommy do it for me :3

I NEVER learned how to take a good picture. I’m in college and constantly bombarded by other girls I know in flawless looking group photos and it makes me so mad. Like I think I’m generally a regular to pretty looking person, but as soon as I “pose” I can’t seem to not look like I’m quietly sharting. It also sucks…

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Yeah, I mean I didn’t say it wasn’t an incredibly culturally important and expertly crafted work of American cinema. *waggles eyebrows* Just maybe don’t take a baby.

What you described is a perfectly normal, yummy sounding meal. What he said was wrong and he shouldn't have said it at all. From here it's up to you to decide if this is a deal breaker or if you think that with communication you can move forward. Honestly, though, if I were you I'd try to explain why what he said hurt…

BABIES DON’T BELONG AT MOVIE THEATERS. BABIES DON’T KNOW WHAT MOVIES ARE. THEY DON’T LIKE LOUD NOISES. THEY WILL CRY. ALWAYS. GET A BABY SITTER. OH MY GOD.

I would explain to him that 1) you’ve struggled with an ED before, so food policing makes you uncomfortable and 2) he shouldn’t be telling you you shouldn’t eat so much or you’ll get big, like getting bigger is the worst thing a person can do. Honestly, this raises some major red flags and sounds like negging to me.…

Not a prude. When I saw Magic Mike in theaters the row behind me was filled with like three generations of women from the same family, like a mom and her sisters/the mom’s adult daughters/and like a fucking nine year old. I swear to god the first thing on screen in that movie is Joe Manganiello’s cock in a penis pump.…

Actually, she just /went/ to college for like two years. Not that she needed to or anything.

She’s my cute-tiny-boob-girl inspo. We seem like we have similar sized boobs but her’s look...v different than mine lol.

My brain feels like it's vibrating. Oh my god. That is literally the worst arrangement of words in human history. I want to burn every book in the universe and completely abandon all language. Oh my god.

As kids, we hear racist jokes all times of the day. It’s what we’re around, it’s the jokes we heard.

Yeah if I woke up looking like that randomly one day, I’d be cool with it.

Constance Wu is only like 26. She plays older in Fresh Off the Boat. I'd love to see her as Mulan tbh. She's got the haircut.

Wait, your doctor recommended that you wash your face with a bar of body soap*? And you washed your face with antibacterial hand soap and wondered what was making it dry? Maybe it's the full decade of acne I have behind me, but man alive are my pores filling up from just reading that.

What weirds me out most about this is that the main girl, Britt Robertson, is playing the sexy romantic lead in this movie and ALSO the plucky kid sidekick to George Clooney in Tomorrowland. In both trailers, she shouts the word “HEY” in the exact same tone. It’s so identical that I feel like it’s subliminal…

In The Notebook there are black house servants, a black jazz band playing for a white audience, and then all of the nurses in the nursing home are black. This is a movie where 90% of the story happens in the Jim Crow era south. HMMM. All I gotta say about that.

He definitely writes his books to be movies, and his movies to be star vehicles. He’s always done it. He wrote the book A Walk to Remember specifically for Mandy Moore to star in the film.

It’s like impossible to their little minds that they could know a socially functioning rapist. They seem to buy into the idea that the only “good rape” is by a dude who looks like one of the petty, non-supervillain criminals that Spider-Man or whoever takes down when on break from fighting the real bad guys. A rapist…

I was really hoping this story would just fade away, but I feel like every day this week there’s a new front page post on Reddit about some hero who was falsely accused, be it recently or like 20 years ago, and then a 10,000+ comment section circle jerk with different variations of “See??? It’s the feminists! The…