One per decade and, of course, “My buddy’s cousin in Florida who some bitch accused of raping her but he was never charged so OBVIOUSLY she was lying. It could happen to anyone!”

*reveant gasp* Okay what if Holden was a girl (played by Maisie, obv) and everyone else was the same and it was still early 50’s New York. Now it's a story about an angsty mid-century rich lesbian teen who gets in fights and worries about ducks.

The only two! Ever!

I haven't read the books, but I honestly thought that one deserter soldier DID rape her. And like when the scene happened I kept looking to make sure he didn't succeed (oh my god, *vomits*) but it really looked to me like a completed rape. Which is what makes this scene so much more fucked up to me. Anyway, so he…

Pipe dream time: wouldn't it be cool if Phi Kappa Psi sued Rolling Stone for damages and then immediately donated that money to UVA to help build better sexual assault reporting infrastructure? It would both hold Rolling Stone accountable and allow the frat to come out looking like the good guys. Just a thought.

Yeah, I totally get why they were bad with their language/inclusion in the early episodes, but it really bugs me because some of the early eps are SO GOOD plot-wise and feminism-wise, and then Munch has to go on a riff about how he "can always tell a transsexual." Really takes me out of the show :(

Also may we note that in that article the author mentions that on The Cosby Show Cliff went to a different fictional college also named Hudson U? *infinite side-eye*

They were grittier and had a cooler aesthetic. Also they play them the least in syndication so when I find an episode I haven't seen it's usually from 99-2002. But man alive, any time trans characters are mentioned in the early ones at least two of the male detectives makes a bumbling transphobic comment that we're…

Wow, that was NOT hyperbole.

As I understand it (from plastic surgery TV) you have to get them redone every 10 years at least.

Also her doggie :3 And her grandma.

Also may I note that Mulan led me to be sexually attracted to a cartoon character voiced by both BD Wong AND Donnie Osmond, and I feel very little shame. VERY LITTLE.

Don't be cranky. Yeah we can joke about how Disney will cast like Kiernan Shipka as Mulan, but in reality I trust them to choose an amazing Chinese actress for this role, of which there are many deserving young women. Ming Na Wen was badass in her original voice acting and I know that tradition will continue. This is…

Hands down the most bopable soundtrack of any Disney movie, and yes I include the 98* song at the end. Also Mulan is the best because she was the first "princess" they allowed to be funny and do physical comedy. Also Mulan is the best because her angsty haircut moment influenced my ENTIRE beauty aesthetic for LIFE I…

Yes, and I consider them directly responsible for influencing my heterosexuality as a toddler.

See? When teenagers get pregnant, it's so hard for them to finish their education. We wouldn't want girls at school to see their pregnant peers and think otherwise! So let's keep pregnant teenagers form finishing their education, so the other kids know how hard it is for pregnant teenagers to finish their education!

Lots of artists these days put collectible stuff in their physical albums. Like Taylor Swift's latest album came with about a dozen randomized Polaroids out of a master set of 60 something. Also if you buy the CD you can put it in your disc drive and usually access documentaries/clips/music videos that you'd otherwise…

Weirdly, if the case is eligible for the death penelty they ask you if you would be philosophically opposed to it, and if you say yes you are released from jury duty. Which is pretty fucked up imho because then for every death penelty eligible case you have a jury of 12 people totally cool with sentencing someone to…

What is knotting??? Is it tying your dicks together????????? I'M SO WORRIED.

I couldn't even get through season two of Korra, but Avatar had me excitedly watching 3-4 episodes before bed every night for weeks. Avatar is just more enjoyable in my opinion because it doesn't try to be a high stakes teen romance drama comedy epic. It simply succeeds at being a fun, often poignant, adventure…