I have no doubt that she'll miss her "parents" in some way. Obviously neither of us know her but I'm certain that even if they were outwardly abusive she might foster some sort of love for them. Still, though, I can't imagine that people who just up and stole a baby would be reasonable parents. That takes a huge…

I'm not saying there's a one to one relationship between being the kind of person to steal a baby and, I don't know, being the kind of person to raise a baby in a dungeon. But if you're selfish enough to steal someone else's child for whatever reason, I think that's enough to say that you're too selfish to parent in a…

Has anyone here had any luck writing for a website called Listverse? They basically operate by having people submit listicle style articles to them based on a set of guidelines. If they accept the article, they say they pay you $100 through PayPal. I'm a broke college student with SO MUCH time on my hands and this…

Abductors? I mean, I'm not saying she won't miss them but honestly, if you're the type of person to kidnap a baby you're probably not a super good parent. I'd bet anything that her home life sucked. I doubt she'll like run into the arms of her biological parents but I'm sure her relationship with her kidnapper parents…

Everyone in this thread is so much cooler than I am OH MY LORD.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! This story is so upsetting to me for some reason.

Adultosaur! Adultosaur! *points fancy reporter lady mic at you* Can we get a comment on Taylor's DANCE MOVES in this video?!?

Well, the thing is that he's probably already believes that campus rapes are OVERREPORTED because he falls into that camp of people who firmly believe that sure, rape happens, but c'mon, she's obviously regretting a one night stand EVERY TIME. Or he thinks that false rape reporting is this new get rich quick scheme…

Zendaya is a very cool, very fashionable Disney export. Once she gets set up in her post-Disney career I have high hopes for her to be the 2020's cooler version of Beyoncé. She put out one AWESOME single a few years ago caled Replay and it's a must listen if you like danceable pop. Other than that she's just kinda a…

It's weird because Bella Thorne is like ACTUALLY 17. I don't get why they don't just find good teen actors.

NOPE. J-Lo spent a lot of money on her tits. If I spent that much money on MY tits you'd be hard pressed to find me in a shirt, ever. I think she's showing formidable restraint.

3. You should check out @GuyInYourMFA on Twitter. He keeps tweeting about the hauntingly tragic sexuality of the American male masturbator.

In re: these pics. I think her lips are v. well done, tbh, but I always expect lip injections to look bad and Real Housewivesy. So like can lip injections be done right and we just don't notice when they're good or is this a fluke?

Target bathing suit sizes are bonkers. I've been between a 4 & ten and the bottoms are NEVER big enough and I have the ass of an eight year old boy. I literally have no ass and no hips and the bottoms never fucking fit. However, I got the BEST one piece there last summer.

That's why you buy Peepee Teepees, an honest to god product I found at a store by my house. They're like little hat lookin thingies that you put on the lil baby's penis so the pee doesn't shoot out while you're changing him.

It consistently takes me 1:45-2 hrs to finish my Chipotle but if I don't get up from the couch in the meantime it counts as one serving g-darnit.

I used to have my mom bring me Chipotle when I nannied for these kids and they always asked me if it was a piglet. V. specific insult for little babies.

I live in the middle of red state nowhere cow country and we're getting our first Chipotle 40 minutes away this spring and I'm so fucking excited. I literally go months without it because I have to wait until I go home on school break. Oh god I miss it so much.

Yo, but people get downright nasty in the comments on Kardashian social media and their subsidiaries every damn day, oh my lord. Literally every time I peek in at one of the core sisters' Instagram posts someone is SHRIEKING at someone else about like how she "knows KHLOE loves Jesus and you're just a skank whore" or…

WHY DO I KNOW IN MY HEART THIS IS TRUE?