Wait, am I the only one horrified that your mom was like, "Oh, you heard something vibrating? Funny, it sounded like it was coming from my secret sex toy chifforobe WAIT I MEAN NEVER MIND."

Also I got a single tube of Tretinoin last spring and barely use it but once a week or when I break out and it's still 60% full, so the person could have gotten it a while ago when money wasn't as tight and are just getting around to using it now.

HA. Like MRA's give a shit about trans men tho.

YES. Every time that happens though I'm like really impressed with myself. Like damn my ass/vagina muscles are strong as fuq.

Yeah. Like, maybe this if me playing too much into Kim/Kanye/Bey/Jay fan-fiction, but I feel like Kanye always idolizes key women in his life, chiefly his mom and whatever girlfriend he has at the time. If I understand it correctly, Kanye reached peak Bey obsession AFTER his mom died, so maybe he sees her as a…

Can someone explain the "51% of the victims of mass shootings are women" statistic? Does that really say anything since 51% of the population is women? Or does this mean 51% of victims are ADULT women, excluding children?

Kinda weird, but I've always wondered why/when we decided that small children should start wearing gendered clothing. I'm sure it started only around the 40's or 50's, but for centuries basically all kids at least five and under wore dresses. Either that or maybe a history-grounded explanation as to why nobody wears…

Honestly that's the most likely scenario. She probably kept the thing as a trophy of her successful tween torture.

I'd constantly suck spit out the top. I was never thirsty.

Yeah like part of the thing was UNDER flaps of my gums and they had to PEEL THEM BACK. I feel like this is a discarded script for a Saw movie.

I sucked my thumb during all hours home from school and to fall asleep until I was ELEVEN and while my teeth were super fucked up, I like somehow molded the roof of my mouth to the shape of my thumb. Like if I stuck my thumb up there it completely filled it up. I had to get this metal retainer looking thing that my…

I caught a marathon that had like a dozen episodes from 1999-2000 that I had NEVER seen before which is insane because I've seen some mid-series episodes, um, idk, at least eighty times. But basically they keep sets of episodes out of rotation so they can have "New to USA SVU Episodes" marathons, after the…

It's on basically 24 hours a day on The CW, NBC, USA and (I think) TNT. It's not hard to accidentally watch it for days on end.

Wait, you realize that was a joke, right? His name is Gamegated ManFortress. Did you read any of his comment except the one sentence that talks about jumping mechanics? Are you a troll? Do you realize he is a (damn good) troll? Is a troll being trolled? Are you trolling the concept of trolling? The last sentence is…

Oh sweet, chubby baby Jesus. I hate nothing more than people referring to women as "females" in non-scientific contexts. I just had the most enthusiastic conversation with Mr. Spooky about words we hate when people misuse/abuse and this was at the top of my list. I don't understand how people could be so blind to the…

I've always had moderately thick, very dark body hair paired with whiiite white white skin. Even when I was little I had "hairy" legs and arms. When I was like 3.5, maybe 4 I decided my leg hair had to go, so I snuck into my mom's bathroom, grabbed her disposable razor and proceeded to just keep cutting the fuck out…

Be warned: it will grow back like stubble and it will appear as if more hair is growing back. Basically your hair follicles grow in at slightly different rates. When you pluck, you reduce the follicle growth down to zero, but the pace at which the follicles grow is different. So, while a hair might not have popped up…

Just putting this out there: Mindy says here that there will be lots of humor about Mindy's growing body/pregnancy in upcoming episodes, and that the pregnancy will motivate her professionally, and that the pregnancy fits in with the Mindy/Danny relationship arc because they've always done things out of order. So I…

God forbid a woman actually has the audacity to PLAN to have sex. It's always better to catch her off guard.

MOULIN ROUGE. Even if you don't like musicals it's a fun movie.