Try Dipbrow. Don't be discouraged by people on the Internet who use it to make like five inch long, two inch thick power brows. In a light color and used sparingly it can definitely fill in your brows enough to make them appear fuller and then you can freely experiment with shapes and shit.

Right but the person I was replying to replied to a comment about how when someone went to Germany they were surprised at how often dudes just straight up peed in public saying like "Ah Americans! You and your nudity weirdness!" And that's dumb because like yeah many Americans have hang ups when it comes to nudity…

I don't understand how you could live in a house that big and still have to wear hand me downs from the Bananas in Pajamas.

Honestly this is probably because I'm sleep deprived and PMSing but I just pictured a big chocolate Easter bunny's OK Cupid profile getting hit on by sweaty rich white guys in suits and I can't stop laughing. But literally though fuck men who use gustatory imagery when they get their casual sexual harassment on. Eat a…

Uh yeah I guess but pissing in public and waving your dick around for all to see is different than a mother letting her baby get its drank on in a Target. There's a difference between the double standard of American nudity and like being justifiably weirded out by seeing guys take a leak in public while abroad.

I feel like I've used generic/cheap ones from the school nurse that have blue strings. Idk why. Maybe to make the blood less red looking if it leaks?

I believe the distinction is this: with condoms, "precious" semen is "wasted" and the cells are left to die outside the womb. With BC pills you're not supposed to ovulate, but sometimes you may. If you do, and the egg is fertilized, the zygote should not attach to your uterine lining because BC pills render it too…

See, when I read his AMA I swear he said he didn't often put both his penises in someone at once because it wasn't really pleasurable. I know I read this, and I doubt it was Double Dick Dude Deux. I also remember him saying that he was in a relationship with a man and woman, not just a woman. V. confused (not…

Jumping Jehosaphat where was this advice when I was in high school??

Ughhhhhhh okay the only good thing that could come out of this is if Obama lays down a serious lame-duck history lesson when he vetoes the shit out of this. I just want a serious, written fuck you to this bill from my good friend Barry for all the country to see.

I REMEMBER YOU(R POST. I AM NOT THIS GUY. THANK JESUS).

Jesus Christ I wish I had half that self-esteem.

Oh my gosh your wedding looked perfect. I absolutely love your yellow gown.

Omg the ones who are like "It absolutely MUST be Pnina! And classy! For my grandma! Don't forget the mesh torso and bedazzled boning!"

Hey so like why are we being snarky toward Judd Apatow's Cosby Twitter awareness fest? If you've been paying attention he says he personally knows a victim. Seems like a perfectly reasonable motive for his deluge of updates.

I thought for soooo so long that it was "You and me baby makin love by a river/like a river" and when I finally figured it out it was strangely a relief.

Oh totally. I get that they probably left the sound on because the kid liked it, but seeeeriously that's not an excuse to add yourself to the soundtrack of someone else's wedding.

Ughhhh I read that as "hillbilly fisting show" and am abjectly ASHAMED of how interested I am in seeing that on TLC.

I don't get this arguement, that people can get so drunk that they accidentally gang rape people. "I was drunk! I had no idea what I was doing!" Um, just about everyone in the western world has been drunk, buddy. We all know that's bullshit. Like I've been all manner of intoxicated before. At no time have I ever…

Like honestly though Keira Knightley's still in tiny-cute-basketball-hiding-under-her-dress pregnancy mode and she would have slayed in something more form-fitting. Just goes to show how kooky-bananas the fashion industry is when they can look at someone like Keira fuckin' Knightley and think "No no no! This woman is…