I'm thinking some sort of built in sideways pushup bra OR very expensive, artful breast implants. Either way, I want whatever she's got for my inevitable Hollywood debut.

Yeah like I remember LOVING True Detective so hard when I watched it, but looking back it's just so...uninspiring when it comes to the representation of women. Like the three main female characters were intentionally supposed to look identical, and the the one woman who actually affects change in her life is bad…

It actually is on the radio and charted pretty significantly. But I'm guessing since the lyrics weren't "original" to the movie it couldn't qualify. Which is BS, because even though I do like the Lorde song J-Law's fairly untrained vocals are incredibly arresting and lend themselves to some really powerful music.

Watch it watch it watch it (and if possible, all in one night).

Stunning, but also: how do I get my boobs to look like that? What sort of breast contraption can I invest in for this boob-look? Serious inquiry.

I mean, it DOES look like thirty people who hated each other were tasked with making a single dress as a corporate team building exercise. And then this shit occurred out of spite.

He look like a lil Lego man (in the best way possible).

Like basically he's either a serial rapist (far more likely) or a gross piece of shit who doesn't give a damn about the concept of rape and thinks it only exists as a litigious institution to "bring men down" and doesn't mind making light of the fact that he has been accused of it time and again. So he's either a…

Basically I saw someone on Twitter explain that a lot of these venues are in binding contracts with Cosby guaranteeing his performances go on as planned. I still think they should back out, because I doubt he'd make a stink and draw legal attention to the problem, but still.

Because it doesn't smell? Maybe it's like diluted urine?

I was the babysitter in that situation once. The couple's friends had like a one year old who obviously couldn't sit through the night so they hired me to chill with her for the evening. The baby was literally so fucking cute and I got over paid and the bride and groom came back to their house early and looked so…

I honestly don't mind going to someone else's wedding and running into kids because they can be cute, and as long as the actual couple wants them there I don't see a problem. But do not, DO NOT bring your kid to a wedding if they cannot sit through a wedding. At my uncle and (new) aunt's wedding some ridiculous weirdo…

Can anyone explain to me the string situation? Like I'm really concerned about the string situation. Is it dangley? Is it penis yanky? If you pull it will it rip the IUD out like a belly button ring???????? (I am afraid of belly button rings)

Well I think what she's getting at by referring to campus rape as "sex scandals" is that campus rape doesn't really happen. I mean, OBVIOUSLY it's just young ladies whoring it up and young men too blinded by the abundant pussay, and the young ladies regret hooking up in the morning because any sexual encounter that…

Exfoliate exfoliate exfoliate. I had super dry skin last winter and I was really stigy with exfoliating because it would hurt/was a hassle, but if your feet are really this dry you should exfoliate at least twice a day. Try a pumice stone, but if that doesn't work you should a thick sugar scrub. I used to make one…

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I've found his obsession a little out of left field, but I don't hate it. I see it as a guy who is entrenched in the comedy business suddenly realizing 1) that he and other big names didn't call out Cosby earlier and that 2) he is the father of two young women and is just realizing the pressures they will face in…

Can I just say that this woman has fan-fucking-tastic hair? Good lord. I would pay so many dollars to get that to grow from my head.

I would say to not send her articles unless she asks you for advice, but that the least you could do is avoid sweets and opt for "healthier" choices when eating together. Not in a passive aggressive "I'll lead by example way," but in a supportive way. I know it's hard for me when I'm dieting to see friends eating…