To be fair, it was Spitz sunflower seeds.  That shit is dangerous. hehehehe

This.

Possibly the best headline ever. lol

It’s the same reason Trump was elected. All the people who hate Wynne will vote for Ford out of spite rather than because he’ll do a good job. I don’t like our current government either, but Ford?!? Haven’t we seen enough of how that goes already? lol

A friend of mine I used to game with is American and gay. His entire family is totally fine with it, and yet every single one of them voted for Trump, so it definitely happens...

Do you know my dad? lol

Get that kid off my ice, you little wanker!

Fuck, Jezebel. Why do you have to keep reminding me this douche exists? Although, in your defense, this is a rather delightful way of reminding me, so thanks for that I guess. lol

My favourite is the bit about the twaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiilight.

Snowfall of the century? They’ve obviously never been to the east coast of Canada before. lol

Wow. I had no idea the mascot’s name is actually Chief Wahoo Like the imagery wasn’t racist enough on its own. lol

Who is Brigitte Bardot?

It’s true lol. Though, conversely, I know at least a couple of Americans that moved to Norway.

Why does a sitcom have to reflect what’s going on in the real world anyway? I think I’m going to just scratch this show off my list for when it comes out. If I wanted to hear more about Trump or “discuss” the current political divide, I’d watch the news, not Roseanne. lol

You paid $150 US for 3/8 of an ounce of weed? Jaysus. I paid $1 less (so $149—in CAD mind you) than that and got a full ounce from the dispensary in Vancouver that I bought mine from online.

Fucking Keebler elf. Doesn’t he understand that his cookie sales will go up if he legalises? lol 6 months away from legalisation here in Canada, so chances are, once this shitty government of yours is gone, it will eventually become legal there too I’d be willing to bet. It’s been a long time coming.

lol I stole it from my Burner account that I lost.

It’s probably insulting to mentally ill people to just blame his behaviour on a mental illness. I’m not wholly convinced that human emotion is something Milo is even capable of anymore.

I like to think that our own evolution will catch up to our technological evolution, but I’m starting to wonder if that’s even possible. lol

Just make sure you don’t look like Richard Spencer, and you should be fine. lol