The other 10% are female. Don’t be sexist and think every elonstan has to be a boy. 

As opposed to current state where the world is a giant oil well? They are literally building them adjacent to suburban houses in metro Denver.

So being ableist and insulting people by calling them disabled is cool if you’re talking about a magazine now? Got it.

Nah, Jordan was great, no doubt about it. The reason people completely dismiss your insults is because careers are more than 6 years long. Jordan led teams his first 3 years to 3 losing records, 3 first round losses, and 2 of them sweeps. Yeah, he was working with little, but couldn’t pull a team Then pippen and the…

Imagine how pissed they're going to be when they find out how much information THEIR BOY Elon over at Twitter has. 

So for everyone that said South Park went too far. Are you ready to eat crow or what?

Buy EVERYTHING on that card. 

Then you should have got a new better job. You poor ass. Stop blaming the government when you were just too poor and stupid to go to a good state. Abortion isn't illegal everywhere. Rent a plane and fly to California like the rest of us. 

She didn’t ACTUALLY kill anyone (allegedly), just watched out, kept the secret, and helped indirectly. But then testified after being granted immunity.

This is the answer. I had 2 kids in a Prius for 3 years, and with a roof box, we could do a 10 day trip to Grandma’s house. Throw a bike rack on the trunk too, and you have far more than you need for a week. Now, we upgraded to a 3 row because we can’t easily afford it, and wanted one. Need? Absolutely not. But want?…

I hate to say it, but they're on to something here. As a cis-hetero-white male married to a cis-hetero-white female, I shouldn't HAVE to call it a marriage. We should be able to call it a civil union or whatever, so I can fill out my taxes as a head of household and she can be a single mother and get welfare and…

Honestly, sounds like Gary came out the winner here. You had a high paying job, so you owe him restitution for ruining his life with your unaborted fetus.

No, that can’t be right. I saw this meme once where Jordan sat on an ivory throne surrounded by his accolades and saying call me when you have this, while completely ignoring the fact that Bill Russell has more rings than fingers, in addition to a couple NCAA nets and a gold Olympic medal.

Sounds a lot like the police budget will increase about $50 million next year. Thanks taxpayers!

You didn't include the setting. So realistically, probably 4-4.5. 

She’s from Connecticut I think. If you aren’t a 5 foot tall Italian Grinch, and also rich, you’re pretty.

As a LeBron homer, I’m obligated to say he should stick to basketball. This sucks. Legit just make a custom cover with his numbers, logo, and a map from Akron to Cleveland to Miami to Cleveland to LA and it’s a million times better than this.

I, too, forget my major from time to time. That’s why I got my degree framed. That way when I tell people I majored in economics, I can look over my shoulder and tell them, “sorry, I mean mechanical engineering.”

That’s all well and good, but in 2025, I hear from very reliable sources that Tesla will have a $24,000 vehicle that has 700 miles of range, 1100hp, laser jet engineers, drives itself as a taxi at night, and can also occupy Mars. Therefore, this is nonsense. QEDMF

I’m not into award show circle jerks, but if taken literally and 2 Asians won a category specifically for Asians... That's not historical so much as... racist?