Cleveland fan here. Yesterday I felt calm all day, which is a feeling I’ve never had as an Indians fan.

That’s actually what I yell everytime I take a shit in the middle of a Best Buy.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

WHERE ARE YOUR GODS NOW TECH-PRIESTS OF SILICON VALLEY?

These Indians relievers, Andrew Miller, Bryan Shaw, and Cody Allen, remind me of nothing so much as the turn-of-the-millennium Yankees, with Rivera-Wetteland and then Nelson-Stanton-Rivera.

So Bauer cut his finger on his drone WHILE he was supposed to be pitching?! Well ok then, I can’t support that. I had assumed it happened away from work and that comments like this came idiotic mouth breathers who think pro athletes aren’t allowed to have hobbies on their time off. Thanks for clearing this up!

“Fahking wicked Irish Spring commercial!”

OK, fine, and I don’t want to take away from your fury here. But as a fan I’ve seen a large move by other Cleveland fans away from the logo. The number of fans obviously choosing the very plain and boring C (or script I) has been shooting up the last few years, especially among fans younger than 50 (not counting the…

“Ugh — even that guy got at least one throw in before he left the stadium.”

The problem with that point is that it assumes that everything that is now forbidden courtesy of PC is worthy of the label of asshole.

“We think you’re shittier than Florida” is about the strongest burn I’ve ever heard of.

Actually, it should be ranked at #18, with #17 being “Songs about being hit by my truck”

Stopped reading at ‘Unfrosted’.

Lochte is currently looking for an appropriately diplomatic meme to post on Facebook.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

and this +1 wants to talk for hours

this +1 wants to buy you flowers

Why couldn’t 2016 just take the guy from Spin Doctors instead?

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.

SO.MUCH.SCREAMING.