We as Americans should stop calling it soccer and call it by what it is: Recess.

Nobody should be thinking about Lost anymore.

Just what the world needs: more Candlebox covers.

Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.

You’re not wrong about Ray Lewis. He’s definitely a cut above the rest.

Joe Flacco thinks the Curry 2 Low is a bit flashy.

Starting it off early this year.

I mean, I don’t disagree with you at all but I *am* curious—Did this get enough “likes” this time, the second time you posted the same thing verbatim in the course of a couple of hours, or are you gonna bust it out once more tomorrow on Deadspin?

How else am I to carry a pacifier, two snack size things of goldfish, one wooden train engine, and my Costanza wallet?

Can’t help, sending thoughts and prayers

This is clearly biased against us middle-aged dads!

Thank you. I’ve been wondering what I should type into the Amazon search bar for at least a month.

You mean:

cargo shorts are late 30s to middle-aged middle class white republican go to outfit staples!

But cargo shorts are late 30s to middle-aged middle class white republican go to outfit staples!

Now you can see they really don’t care about the middle class!

Agreed. I also have a theory that people who don’t drink before they are 21 never learn to drink shitty beer. Like, do I actively seek out Busch Light? No, but it tastes like memories and I still enjoy them on the beach or outside doing something because it's basically a water substitute. Adults who didn’t binge drink…

Type of boyfriend every girl want.

Perhaps Orange Julius?

2016 is the Florida of years.

I thought he was some weird Heat/Snow Miser combo.