justanotherburnerdaypartdeux
justanotherburnerdaypartdeux
justanotherburnerdaypartdeux

Everybody look and laugh at this fuckhole:

Has anyone mentioned Vito Corleone yet?

No no, the red one goes on the head proudly, the white one gets stuffed in the back of your closet until Trump gives the signal.

Brando and DeNiro both won for playing Vito Corleone.  

Shazam! is a solid movie for families.

I haven’t caught Shazaam! yet, but so far Wonder Woman is the only DC movie that hasn’t made me feel actively stupider leaving the theater. SS, Green Lantern, Xtreme Mtn Dew Aquaman, BvS where they can’t even properly write “v.” or “vs.”, the other supes and Justice League debacles, the Snyder Watchmen, frankly The

This was a cynical play on our hero worship of people with cancer as saints. Cancer does not redeem anyone. Cancer is the second leading cause of death, with lung cancer being top amongst the cancers. Cancer is a fact of life, not a saving grace. 

The Impossible Burger is called a Rebel Whopper here in Australia and I got so excited, but then I ate it and remembered that most fast food burgers are awful and I never ate them even when I did eat meat. 

Have you ever smelled a Burger King? Nothing that even circles the block around one is vegan.

dammit vegans... just don’t eat at burger king. I have totally become an old person, because shit like this just annoys me.  I am absolutely positive the vast majority of restaurants serving veggie options don’t have a special grill dedicated to that only. better sue them all.

Seems you got to be a little bit daft to think you’re plant burger will get its own grill.

Can we all collectively agree to stop with this whole “celebrity CEO” thing? Is that too much to ask?

Is it wrong my first thought about Rush was, “Good. Karma is working.”

That dog tells you the safe word is ‘Purina’.

Meanwhile, sniffing Belichek’s used drawls gets you the head coaching position with the Detroit Lions.

Or, if you’re cynical like me, you see this as a cynical ploy by the NFL to throw liberal football fans a bone by having two Latinas perform and throw in some political messaging, to make them forget about how disgustingly they handled the kneeling and racism. Bread and circus.

I known one thing: the FCC complaints for the halftime show are going to a bunch Karens and Bills complaing about not enough english and too much ass.

Do you guys not eat like skirt steak or anything? If you get steak fajitas or burritos or steak hibachi in most cases or any other dish that’s not just “steak,” medium well is pretty standard. It’s certainly not my favorite, but it’s edible.

“It’s the cage, motherfucker.”

Thank you.