This is reminiscent of the time Dr. Nancy Snyderman violated her Ebola virus quarantine to get soup. A girl’s gotta eat I guess.

Until using 3rd party non-police associated investigators on issues like this becomes the norm, rather than the “enforced by dictate, after so much fuckery that even the cops can’t protect the process any more” this will constantly happen.

Yep.  This. In the immortal words of Jayne, twenty percent of nothin’ is - let me do the math here.  Nothin’ into nothin’, carry the nothin’....

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

That was my first feeling, too. It’s all I ever thought about when hearing his name. I imagine I’ll have the same cold feeling when Ben Roethlisberger eventually dies.

$86K seems a bit low for what is, essentially, a 24/7 on-call job.

She didn’t mention the wine link to breast cancer, so I think Mom has her well-THAT’s-okay foods. Not that she’s going to serve the children alcohol, but it sounds like the manager will be doing grocery shopping?

I was reading too fast and thought it said “beef cancer.”

I think you hit the nail on the head. I have also heard stories where there will be one above board employee who “legally” does everything the under the table exploited labor actually does.

Hell, that person’s sperm or eggs are worth as much as whatever they offer in compensation and benefits!

I need an investigative reporting piece on the last person to hold this job and their firing over mis-quantifying the fish:

Let me guess, he only works on hot looking women.

Thought for sure he was going to pull a jade egg out of that culo

Also in the news. Black man gets cops called on him while trying to cash his check from a racial discrimination lawsuit.

They’re the same people who will defend Israel to the death because that’s where Christ will come back and drown all the disbelievers(including the Jews) in a lake of fire.

I fully expect a statement along the lines of ‘The remaining Pythons, having seen the incredible outpouring of affection for Terry, assume that our future deaths will only see increasing accolades, and so we will be engaging in a fight to the death to determine which Python dies last and therefore receives the most…

Paris Hilton was an omen none of us heeded. 

Once I read that it was a Klein ISD school, all of my questions were answered. This is a district that is incredibly wealthy and incredibly right wing, and I can already imagine that the consideration of how the female students would feel was never once considered. I have coworkers who previously taught in Klein ISD…

I have to admit the lowest and most predictable delight as this story keeps unfolding. It’s about the stupidest thing to get caught doing, and then every time they deny and double down...ah, sweet schadenfreud.