The Impossible Burger is called a Rebel Whopper here in Australia and I got so excited, but then I ate it and remembered that most fast food burgers are awful and I never ate them even when I did eat meat. 

Have you ever smelled a Burger King? Nothing that even circles the block around one is vegan.

dammit vegans... just don’t eat at burger king. I have totally become an old person, because shit like this just annoys me.  I am absolutely positive the vast majority of restaurants serving veggie options don’t have a special grill dedicated to that only. better sue them all.

Seems you got to be a little bit daft to think you’re plant burger will get its own grill.

Can we all collectively agree to stop with this whole “celebrity CEO” thing? Is that too much to ask?

Is it wrong my first thought about Rush was, “Good. Karma is working.”

That dog tells you the safe word is ‘Purina’.

Meanwhile, sniffing Belichek’s used drawls gets you the head coaching position with the Detroit Lions.

Or, if you’re cynical like me, you see this as a cynical ploy by the NFL to throw liberal football fans a bone by having two Latinas perform and throw in some political messaging, to make them forget about how disgustingly they handled the kneeling and racism. Bread and circus.

I known one thing: the FCC complaints for the halftime show are going to a bunch Karens and Bills complaing about not enough english and too much ass.

Do you guys not eat like skirt steak or anything? If you get steak fajitas or burritos or steak hibachi in most cases or any other dish that’s not just “steak,” medium well is pretty standard. It’s certainly not my favorite, but it’s edible.

Yes, I happen to be associated with health care as well (my mother was a cytotech, a person who would look at blood samples through microscope to look for evidence of diseases), plus I work next to a hospital in a medical office. It’s amazing to see so many people don the “breathing protection” for psychological…

Blasphemer

See, if I pay someone to cook a steak for me I expect it to be done correctly. I wouldn’t accept an almost job from any other professional service provider. Usually they aren’t even close. I dont go to chain places for steak anymore so I don’t have the problem.  

“It’s the cage, motherfucker.”

Can we not with the hyperbole?

Thank you.

This is reminiscent of the time Dr. Nancy Snyderman violated her Ebola virus quarantine to get soup. A girl’s gotta eat I guess.

I’m really looking forward to the nuanced take on his passing and legacy that Deadspin will post tomorrow. Oh wait. Shit.

That was my first feeling, too. It’s all I ever thought about when hearing his name. I imagine I’ll have the same cold feeling when Ben Roethlisberger eventually dies.