Hell, that person’s sperm or eggs are worth as much as whatever they offer in compensation and benefits!

I need an investigative reporting piece on the last person to hold this job and their firing over mis-quantifying the fish:

Let me guess, he only works on hot looking women.

Thought for sure he was going to pull a jade egg out of that culo

Also in the news. Black man gets cops called on him while trying to cash his check from a racial discrimination lawsuit.

They’re the same people who will defend Israel to the death because that’s where Christ will come back and drown all the disbelievers(including the Jews) in a lake of fire.

I fully expect a statement along the lines of ‘The remaining Pythons, having seen the incredible outpouring of affection for Terry, assume that our future deaths will only see increasing accolades, and so we will be engaging in a fight to the death to determine which Python dies last and therefore receives the most…

Paris Hilton was an omen none of us heeded. 

All that rape, murder, and incest. Not to mention the supernatural and all the gaslighting. You’d think that would be the first on their list.

I have a suggestion for the parents’ and legislators’ reading list:

Please ban the bible.

I was going to say the accurate answer is that the rape kit will sit in limbo for 4-6 years, conveniently long enough for the statute of limitation to run out. 

Once I read that it was a Klein ISD school, all of my questions were answered. This is a district that is incredibly wealthy and incredibly right wing, and I can already imagine that the consideration of how the female students would feel was never once considered. I have coworkers who previously taught in Klein ISD…

I have to admit the lowest and most predictable delight as this story keeps unfolding. It’s about the stupidest thing to get caught doing, and then every time they deny and double down...ah, sweet schadenfreud.

Correct answer: When the responding officer arrived at the scene, he took one look at Suzy and decided that based on her appearance she must have been asking for it. Based on this assumption, he never offered to collect a rape kit. He gathered no physical evidence, made one attempt to get a copy of the video from the…

I have set my rainbow in the clouds, and it will be the sign of the covenant between me and the earth.

“The WA Administration has been made aware of a recent picture, posted on social media, which demonstrates a posture of morality and cultural acceptance contrary to that of Whitefield Academy’s beliefs”

Yeah. Rule number one of corporate communication is to leave no embarrassing paper trail.

Yet another megachurch grifter enriching himself and his kin by the countless members, some of who can barely pay their own bills wanting to give God what he asks for. And what’s more, those people excusing his bullshit when they should have called for him to step his jiving ass down the moment he was shown to be not…