Small dick energy may or may not explain everything about Michael Jordan.

Sounds like Pip is mad Mike stole his girl in high school and never got over it.

It’s always interesting that when a cop gets caught doing something bad, it’s never a white cop. It’s almost like they’re also racist against their own. Don’t get me wrong, root out shit like this every day. But don’t even tell me Omar Abdullah is the only cop in the entire country doing shit like this.

And as long as the series keeps going, they never have to have a plan. Even cited in the story is that these talks build on the talks that build on the actual agreement that was signed in 2015. So in 6 years, they’ve gone from having an agreement (which was NOT a plan), to talking about having an agreement, to now…

And not just any new car with 5900 miles, a new car with 5900 miles that was built almost 2 years ago (assuming L = 2020 and the 14th digit and 2 = Feb, I’m not intimately familiar with Kia’s VIN scheme, but seems reasonable). It almost seems like something fishy might be going on, and there might be an extra form…

Exactly this. And not just any second hand Kia. This isn’t one where someone with terrible credit stumbled onto the lot and the salesman stuck him in a car that the monthly payment was on. Someone came in looking for these on purpose. Anyone ready to drop 50k on a car at a Kia dealership is likely to get the oil…

That cop was going to murder you and get away with it.

While I don’t necessarily agree with him to the full extent, “hating slavery is anti-American” is an interesting hill to fight on. I would say die on, but we all know the right wing doesn’t die on hills. They just move from hill to hill and fight everything because they have nothing positive to live for.

This actually has to be insanely difficult to drive without gears. Pure conjecture, since I am by no means a driver of any skill compared to these guys, but I imagine with always full torque and the single speed transmission, driving one of these is a completely different experience in rally, where scrubbing speed and…

The best part of all these people is that they’re still Republicans. So all these Lincoln Project asshats are still going to vote for Youngkin, they’re just going to pretend they aren’t going to, because that makes it better.

Oh please, REAL underground kids exchange goods and services via shared ledger.

Just like how everyone is trying to force you into using Venmo, because it’s way cooler than Paypal, even though it does all the same things Paypal has been doing for 20 years, and also, is owned by Paypal.

For real. Imagine being the backup QB. I bet he’s sitting there saying, “Fucking coach, if he wasn’t being such a dick, 6 or 7 of those 13 touchdowns would be mine.”

I can get on board with SOME concern trolling about this in high school, and even in some particular situations in college. There are clearly haves and have nots in sports, so when some prep school that recruits kids from all over the country pounds some local high school into the ground, or when Alabama pays $750,000…

According to an article I read earlier today by some guy named Michael Harriot, Marjorjam Greene out in GA also went to college at Georgia, for some amount of time. I bet she’s a fan, along with the type of people that, like her, spent some amount of time at UGA.

Other than the fact that he is a resident of Texas, which doesn’t have state income tax (therefore he doesn’t actually pay taxes anywhere, much less GA), this article is 100% truth.

It’s so weird, because when I was a kid 30 years ago, my entire generation of children playing video games and watching online porn was going to ruin America.

Nah, if you had a car you thought could outrun the cops, you would run it on empty roads in the middle of the night, or at a racetrack. When you have that much money, you could have just rented out the entire track for yourself and done as you pleased.

It’s like Vine, but cool because Vine was a long time ago and therefore is lame and something only old people thought was cool.

That Mach-E is what it should have looked like in the first place. Combine that look with the performance model, and I’d probably buy one.