“Instead of whining about critical race theory and passing legislation, why won’t you publicly face an actual critical race theorist and hash out your differences? Just admit that you’re OK with police shooting Black people in the face if it means keeping your Subaru safe in your suburban garage.”

This would be nice, but it’s unrealistic. A better counter would be to 1) definitely not collude, but you know, discuss amongst each other, that playing for a team in Texas commands a premium. Something like 25% more money to sign with a Texas team, and/or 2) sign with a Texas team, but live outside the state. Yes,…

Depending on which Barret Jackson auction it is, when you’re there at the opening night gala, trying to flex on people, it won’t work. There are people at those auctions that drop 7 and 8 figures on a car. $300,000 doesn’t even get their ear.

Nah, with his current position, his parents are clearly fairly well connected. He went to a prep school and probably 50% of the students had AP class access.

100% this dude used racial slurs and homophobic slurs while playing shooters online with his upper-middle class white friends.

As a dad, I can’t verify not abusing cars (a single car seat does fit in my RX7, and nothing is more fun than seeing a 4 year old next to you enjoy the drive). Most of the time, you’re probably right, as long as you vaccuum under the seats. One thing with kids is that there’s always goldfish or granola bars somewhere.…

Basically, issuing stock in lieu of (or in addition to, since I also need actual money to live) salary. I’ve seen a couple offers that are below market rate on salary, but come with a 25% salary equivalent in stock issued and vested at 12 month intervals. So basically, they’re offering what they consider to be market…

It’s also great to buy one off lease. BMW is really good about just including all maintenance (I’m sure others do, as well), so they’ve all been serviced at the dealership and have records to prove it. Plus, the people leasing BMWs are typically just using them to project power on their commutes, so other than some…

See, it was a funny joke to us, because the bar name has TRUCK in it, and a TRUCK ran over some assholes minding their own business and riding bikes. It’s funny because if you like to do something different from us, you should die.

Well, to be fair to them, the “joke” they were making is that the other 10% of the accidents, like the one where the truck ran you over, which happened just down the street not too long ago, those ones can’t be avoided.

I don’t know if you know this, but he’s currently saying:

Look a little further:

That timeline of movies is pretty depressing. We go from Cars to WALL-E?

If Elon Musk has to sell $10bn in stock from a company that is currently worth ~$1 TRILLION, that shouldn’t have any effect on the stock price. Just with the basics, that’s 1% of the outstanding value of the company. Especially with the volatility of TSLA, no one would even notice a 1% price drop.

Exactly. Like everyone else, I’m testing the waters for a new job. Unlike a lot of people, I have the ability to turn down any offer that doesn’t include “RSU” somewhere in it.

For a school that gave away fake athletic scholarships for $500k, he’s probably right.

Oddly enough, as a regular person with a regular job, I pay quite a bit of my income in taxes, percentage-wise. Somewhere to the tune of nearly 30%, between federal and state (not including sales, etc.).

I’m just a regular white guy, but I’m pretty sure this commercial happened because someone typed “tick tock cool black people saying stuff” into Yahoo. Then watched the first 3 videos, and made a commercial with whatever phrases were in it.

So what he’s saying is that no matter how many people are around, no matter how many steps of safety there are, someone who isn’t trying to kill someone can still do it? That in this exact situation where there was NO gun present, then no one would have died? Like, if Alec Baldwin was staring at a camera, no one dies…

How will they charge you $9 a gallon for fill up? Because on business travel, you go ahead and return that bitch half empty and let the client pay. Right?