I find your take on the Colin Quinn comeback to be quite different from my own. “I was not conditioned in a family of abuse to accept that abuse” is the message I take, and the ‘child of alcoholics’ line both makes it specific (therefore funny) and stingingly personal, since Quinn gives off a ‘Family of Boozers’ vibe.…

A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

Yes. Computers in libraries for public use was big in the 90's. Thanks to the Gates fund.

The Gates Foundation and other anti-Malaria groups have HALVED the annual death-toll from Malaria since 2000. These groups are currently saving about 400,000 people a year and climbing.

So far, he’s given 53.8 billion dollars to charity. I don’t get the need of people to jump on him, either.

I wish someone would punch Tucker Carlson in the face everyday after lunch. (And after breakfast, and dinner, and every time he goes to the bathroom.)

So if you state some bullshit in the form of a question then it’s not libel? Got it.

Adults who are into Disney... are weird. Just weird. It’s not normal.

They’re a little off, right? It’s not just me who sees this?

Honestly, your company deserves her and does NOT deserve you. 

I had one of those “don’t talk to anyone without me” managers. After awhile I got sick of it and resigned and the whole organization backed me. She had a meltdown because she “wasn’t supported” and ended up resigning too. They asked me to rescind my resignation and then gave me her job.

Write a nice letter to the executive supervisor (on stationary, not email) that says basically “It has come to my attention that “so-and-so” may be leaving the company soon and her position may be open. Before you post this position openly, please allow me to submit my resume and this letter of interest in that…

Oh jesus, that’s fucked up. I can’t add anything, but oh my god.

I feel this woman to the depth of my bones. 

Yeah, the true crime is that makeup job.

My niece is a cheerleader. She takes tumbling, ballet and hip hop dance classes in addition to cheer practice. She is tall and very strong and the bottom of the multilayer pyramid and holds other cheerleaders on her shoulders and in her hands. Why does not having Pom poms and wearing a costume with make up make her a…

So happy that Kathryn Hahn’s blowing up in this way—she’s an amazing actress who is consistently the best thing about her projects and deserves all of this success!

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

It’s true. I did not pull myself out of the womb by my own bootstraps. I expected other people to do all the work like a little socialist antifa Satanist elite baby who traffics babies.