I don’t even recognize other Easter candy. Cadbury or bust.

COVID-19 babies? No. COVID-19 murders we haven’t heard about yet? Yes.

Someday when this is all over I hope that someone asks why the health care industry can have mammoth profits and also be all “whoa, no masks, can you guys make us some? We were too busy giving out CEOs bonuses to prepare for a medical catastrophe”

Trumpian levels of vulgarity and excess.

Ya know, in these trying times I’m not sure I’d be doing a brag on how I burn money just because I can. The house is hideous, but the disparity it points to is obscene. Mr Drake can spend his money however he wishes but the world is experiencing a monumental shift and his fuck-them swank and swagger makes me want to…

Cheers [clink] from my bulk wine order.

I ordered 8 handles of hard liquor online. Y’all do whatever the fuck ya want.

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Can’t be drunk all day if you don’t start in the morning....

I have said (to anyone who would listen) that spending hours a day pushing workers into giant office spaces in the downtown core of cities makes very little sense for a multitude of reasons. In Toronto, for example, the infrastructure for quick transit (subway, bus, go train etc) has never been able to keep pace with…

Being able to work from home undermines meritocracy. If you’re working from home you might not be at your desk 100% of the time but still getting all of the work done. Acknowledging that conflict — getting all the work done in less time than you sit at the office — would expose that many of the jobs we have right now…

OMG!! Chris Pine wears white birkenstocks. I am so sad, I think I might have to downgrade him in my list of Chrises. So it’s Evans, Hemsworth, Walken, Pine, Plummer, Lloyd, O’Donnell, Klein and than Pratt. Is that what we are all thinking?

I love beyond words that he signs each tweet “Thanks, Tim”. 

Aaand paper napkins have their Moment!

Paper towels down the toilet bowl is a bona fide recipe for disaster

This is why, when my 9 yo daughter asks me if a skirt is "ok" for school, I remind her that school dress codes are sexist, patriarchal bullshit, and that all her clothing is ok for school because I bought it and it goes on her body therefore ok.  I imagine these are things she'll discuss with her therapist someday -…

I’m always sort of evenly divided between two camps when it comes to clothing.

Good pants are right up there with jeans as the best clothing ever.  But the problem with pants is the fact that there are billions of sad, polyester or might-as-well-be-polyester, office-appropriate but joyless pants out there.  

I know people are going to be hating on influencers, but I am going to give props to anyone scamming free shit from corporations.

Cancelled, but playing in syndication.