I don’t get Jennifer Weiner’s point at all. Pretty much everyone is hotter now than they would have been at the same age in earlier decades. My mom, at 67, looks better than Blanche did. We wear sunscreen now, and don’t settle for old lady hair cuts at 45 anymore.

“The word ‘women’ never appears in the ERA. Instead, the amendment focuses on ‘sex’ — a word increasingly in danger of becoming meaningless as ideologues push to disassociate the term from biology and replace it with ‘gender identity.’”

Yes, young children do think in binaries. So what? They also think peas and carrots can’t touch and it’s totally NBD to eat a roach off the floor. You’re going to get better results if you teach them otherwise starting early! And I promise they care more about the roach than about some hypothetical LGBT adults. It’s…

We had plans for dinner with another couple that night and when I told them we would make it due to the above, she comments, “you can just say you don’t want to come.” They didn’t believe it had even happened.

Why yes, I most definitely CAN imagine that. I have seen that title in reverse actually, pretty much daily in my lifetime as have all of the women here. I see it every time one of the dipshit men I work very hard for thinks he needs to come and save the day just because he has nothing else to do, or needs to hear…

For someone who works from home 50% of the time, and dresses almost exclusively in skinny jeans, motorcycle boots and black tees when I leave the house, I sure own a lot of ball gowns and fancy ass cocktail dresses. I don’t even know. So so many.  I fucking love them too, and I’ll keep them forever. 

I don’t think there’s a word I hate more than...slacks.  

People like what they like but this dude looks like a malnourished teen who has been trapped indoors for his whole life to me.

When my cat stares at me, I stare right back and start doing the slow blink. Then she starts doing a slow blink. Then we’re both trading off slow blinks until she closes her eyes serenely. 

Oh lordy, I’d never heard of Memphis design so I googled it. There are some things that can’t be unseen. So much nope.

I mean my sofa is a 1964 broyhill, and my vanity is a 1953 Haywood Wakefield.  They are sturdier than most of the ikea stuff people buy today.  I WILL FIGHT FOR ANTIQUES

I don’t have anything made with leather or canvas. I have a degree in art history, an eye for design and I’ve been collecting 50ies pieces for years. I know what I’m doing, but thank you for mansplaining something I’m an expert at

I would love to have the massive self confidence that it takes to lie so blatantly and then be so completely unrepentant when caught. Or maybe it’s self delusion. Either way, I bet on a day to day basis she has less anxiety and depression than I do.

I realize that you just went with actually “goopy” products for this list, but I was expecting full on Goop products (capital “G”) for this list from the company that gave us magical stickers, hoo-ha eggs, and vag steaming. Over priced cosmetics/skin products are a dime a dozen in any department store - I was hoping…

I do this too, down to the falling asleep before anything sexy happens. I’m glad I’m not alone.

When I eat a sandwich, I have to eat the crust all around before I get to the main sandwich part.  In fact, generally speaking when I eat, I go from the part I like the least to the part I like the most.  

I call people like you “walkie-talkies”....

I pace back and forth when I talk on the phone. Like literally cannot stand still. It feels like if I’m sitting down when I’m making a phone call I’m going to get the conversation wrong or say the wrong thing so I always get up and walk around/wander around. I recently learned all my coworkers make fun of me for this.…

I love making big long sonorous burps. Ripping out a long, loud one from the depths gives me a real sense of satisfaction & dare I say- pride?

I don’t know how weird this is, but I’m in my 30s and I still wish on stars. I don’t drive so it’s not unusual for me to be walking home in the dark alone, and I’ll pick the first bright star and make a wish out loud. They’re usually fairly vague, and I’ll also explain myself out loud to the star. Like “I wish that I…