Have you tried a sit down negotiation, maybe come to some kind of power sharing arrangement with the moths?

TEAM CHOCOLATE MILK 4 EVA!

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.

Hi Jezzies, so as most of you know it’s been a really crappy few years and money has been short, especially so the past few months. Someone must of been looking down on me because this week I came into some money, not a life changing amount but enough to give me breathing space. It came at the right time because a…

I posted here a few weeks ago about how I had interviews coming up and I GOT MY DREAM JOB AHHHHHH!! I did not think the interview went well. But I am STOKED! I can’t really wrap my head around it all. On top of that, they are giving me more seniority that I expected and a nice bonus. I just. . . gah! This employer is…

The way that I feel ... stigmatized or mansplained about my sexuality is in the fact that with the rise of squirting in porn now guys want to “make me squirt.” It’s all the rage the way anal was like 10 years ago. Except I don’t do it naturally so they think that because it is a question of arousal they, with their…

I’m 32 and every time I go on Facebook it’s like, “Surprise! WE’RE PREGNANT!” or “Soandso has a sibling on the way!” Meanwhile I’m a single cat lady who has time to go to the gym, attain my goals as a figure skater, and make banana bread. 

Nah, fuck those destructive little shits. I put out water and peanuts in an effort to keep them away from my plants, they go dig up all my plants the first day they’re outside? Dozens of apples on my trees, how many apples did we get? Zero. 

Hilariously, one store sold out of kale before milk.

I’m in Portland, and although we only got a couple of inches, OH MY GOD the photos I’ve seen of the grocery stores here from yesterday afternoon are so bonkers I got anxiety looking at them. Hilariously, one store sold out of kale before milk. (I didn’t go to the store last night because I was already prepared to…

How ironic; I’m in Canada, and the original video is “unavailable in your country”

IS THIS THE CUTEST BABY OR WHAT

On behalf of Canada, we are is happy that you have discovered the treasure that is Schitts Creek.

It’ll never top the Alligator Farm where they feed your actual ex to the alligators called “It’s Not You, It’s Meat”.

This night be my curmudgeon showing, but does anyone else like the idea but hate the word “mindfulness?”

THIS x1000. One of my ex-boyfriends, before the first time he went down on me, was bragging about how he made women see stars when he went down on them and afterwards I was like (in my head, I’m not THAT mean) “Stars? More like a quick sparkle.”

Society to women : bleach your anus, become flexible, get laba pasty to please your men

WHEN will my money arrive?

Another shill for Big MSG!

Shelter Cat Update!