justanother85er
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justanother85er

I hate to win pissing contest two weeks in a row, but if “I want to fuck you where you fart” isn’t a winner, then I don’t know what is. 

Ron Swanson gif party! I’ll start

Obligatory;

I remember people telling me that women become invisible when they turn 40, and thinking “invisibility? You mean, as in the literal superpower? All righty then!” I have not been proven wrong with age. It’s a hell of a lot easier to dance like nobody’s watching when nobody actually is.

That dress is hilarious.  I once went as a slutty tampon for Halloween, and it’s still my favorite costume ever.

Would you feel comfortable just straight-up asking him? Like “I miss talking to you. How often do you get to check your email? Don’t want to flood your inbox but want to stay in touch ‘cuz you’re kinda like important to me ya big lug!” Keep it light and conversational, ya know?

I lived in Reading for 6 months last year and now my biggest regret is not that I lived there at all but that I did not visit the museum of English rural life.

I’m glad you have a friend to stay with right now. I have no real advice, but I thought of this quote when I read your post:

What’s everyone cooking/baking? I used to make a lot of bread, it was my hobby, but for whatever reason it really fell off last year. This is my first bread of the year, sesame semolina. Although I had less sesame seeds than I thought, so it’s half sesame, half millet.

GIRRRRRRLLLLLLL

What what what that sounds delicious! Also, do you live in Canada now?

Get it, girl.

Ooooooh, firefighters are like guys who play instruments: instantly 10 points hotter.

All anyone wants from Instagram is for it to go back to the way it originally was - a chronological order starting with the most recent photos of everyone you follow, not just 15% of who you follow. It’s all anyone has ever wanted. If there have to be ads thrown into the mix, fine, so be it, but give us back our

True confession: We looked up the president’s public schedule on Christmas Eve so my kids could ring NORAD during his shift. They are avid Santa trackers, and were tickled by the idea that they could potentially troll Trump in the process. My 10-year-old declared, “If he asks me what I want for Christmas, I’m going to

Soooo hands up who’s already having a shite Christmas?

Freshly showered parrot in a Santa outfit, just because.

Fuck ‘em

This would annoy me too, because it’s unnecessary. She’s old, but that is not an excuse to infantilize her. Both my family and my husband’s family are sweep under the rug people and it all drives me crazy. Nothing is ever dealt with and I don’t like carrying around a bunch of secrets! Totally empathize. 

Imagine showing up for work after making a suicidal statement publically, doing a presentation while pretending that you are fine and everyone ignores the problem. Then going home and killing yourself after which everyone questions why the hell your workplace didn’t do more.