justaninternetcommenter
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justaninternetcommenter

Huh. This article is way off. Changing tables are great (if you have the room). No hunching over. You can strap the little fucker down so he won't roll off. If he pisses/shits, there is a washable cover to remove. Have you ever washed a couch cushion? Or a comforter/duvet cover? It sucks balls. Use a changing

"boy or girl?"

LOL

they were even worse before people knew who they were.

there are SO MANY like these. she's also super great at criticizing mixed-race couples.

If you are going to use any of the terms "Social Justice Warrior", "feminazi", or "beta/alpha male," first log off, then set yourself on fire.

Anything that pisses off racist hack Jenny Johnson is fine by me!

Also:

Even if you make it black & white ... it still doesn't look black.

What is wrong with your brain? I'm legitimately concerned.

you should adjust the white balance because clearly it wasn't balanced in the photo, and is clearly in a shadow generally in a shadow you are going to have much more blue light than in sunshine. Using the shadow preset WB in iPhoto you get this and a tweak of exposure.

Boom, white balance. White and gold. End.

Yeah, think of all the other important, consequential stories we could have been posting at 10pm on a Thursday.

Am I the only one who notices the white and gold people just say it's white and gold while the blue and black people have tons of (contradictory) explanations for why it's black and blue and suggestions for how you can see it back and blue too? They sound like Jehovah's Witnesses.

For the real life dress maybe, but the reason everyone is trying to shove a stick of dynamite in each other's asses tonight is this particular picture and how it appears to human eyes.

I would kill to see the Deadspin G-chat logs right now.

TOOOO HOTTTTT. THE TAKE IS TOO HOTTTT

Let me get the oven mitts out for that hot take.

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