This just makes him more awesome.

But they said no woman would do it so obviously it's true.

And Tom Hanks...dear lord don't let Tom Hanks let us down.

Have you actually heard British slang? They gave us the language and their slang is absolutely out of control. If they haven’t killed by now it I’m sure it will survive.

I work at a high school and have heard maybe 20% of these words. 

Really? Because our tax person just told us that if we make just a couple of thousand more this year we will be in a new tax bracket and we will end up having to pay A LOT more in taxes. She said we would be better off to stay where we were than to just make a couple thousand more.

I have never tried to figure it out but I bet here in Illinois it is a lot higher than 25.6% and it is only going to get higher.

My Kids really liked Dragonwood. They were 6 and 10 when we got it and had a lot of fun playing it with the whole family.

My Kids really liked Dragonwood. They were 6 and 10 when we got it and had a lot of fun playing it with the whole…

Because the older generations keep F***ing everything up. Wars, immigration, healthcare, wage equality, general equality, the environment, our global status, you name it and they have F***ed it up. We have lost faith in them because the world has changed and we want something better than the status quo and they seem…

So you are saying that people that had a candidate that they believed in that lost should then just blindly follow party lines and vote for someone that they do not agree with or support? A vote for Stine or Trump or whoever over Hillary wasn’t because they were “pissbabies”. It was a vote against the democratic party…

I always enjoyed sitting next to my coworkers.

Why do I have to order 2 of these?

Why do I have to order 2 of these?

I’m sorry but its hideous.

I seriously thought this was common knowledge. KFC coleslaw is the gold standard that all others must strive for. 

How fast was that guy intending to back up? Had he just robbed the Taco Bell? Even if he did think he was in reverse he must have absolutely hammered the gas to go through that wall like that.

My wife’s younger cousin is an influencer and I can tell you the type of person she and other influencers are. She is insanely self absorbed and materialistic and does not give a crap about people she feels are beneath her aka poor or unattractive. Being an influencer just creates a feed back loop for them making…

I agree with both statements cats and children are disgusting but the law makes it rather difficult to get rid of children and my kids don’t bury their poop with their bare feet and then walk on every surface related to food in my kitchen with an air of superiority.

I agree with both statements cats and children are disgusting but the law makes it rather difficult to get rid of…

I thought it related directly to whether you leave outside doors open or not. If you do well then you obviously were born in a barn. If not then you were obviously born in a proper birthing facility with closed doors. 

I thought it related directly to whether you leave outside doors open or not. If you do well then you obviously were…

I also don’t vacuum the drapes MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I also don’t vacuum the drapes MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How dusty is your house that you have noticeable dust in your bed after a day? Do you live on a gravel road and leave the windows open? Agree though that cats are gross. Close your door because those poop paws are still getting all over your blankets or bedspread. 

How dusty is your house that you have noticeable dust in your bed after a day? Do you live on a gravel road and…