Oh I do this and my kids know I am not playing around. If I see the same toy laying somewhere a dozen times after I have repeatedly said to put it away I will say “if I see this guitar in the bathroom one more time I am throwing it away”. They know I mean it. I have thrown away multiple toys because of this. My son…

Because of my wife.

A friend of mine is a older than me and had 3 kids before my first. He is also a SERE instructor for the Airforce. He once told me it takes at least 28 days to starve to death. If you kids don’t eat their dinner don’t fight with them about it just tell them that they get nothing else for the night other than their…

OMG, Robinhood Men in Tights is in my top 3 favorite movies of all time. I have seen it dozens of times and it still makes me laugh.

Man, the internet is a weird place.

Both of my Grandmothers have the same First name, birthday and anniversary. 

I agree 100%. Fuck thieves. These morons are out stealing packages that they do not even know what is in them. They steal needed medications regularly. I know Mark said they couldn’t put anything in the package to do actual damage like permanent ink because he could be sued for the damages (which in it self shows a…

Except influencers. They are the worst of the worst people. They are the epitome of vanity, shallowness, and consumerism. These people sell a false reality to a generation and I believe that they are doing irreparable damage to their followers. My Wife’s cousin is an influencer and all around terrible human being. She…

I assume that most of these “wealthy” states are also blue states?

Jesus Christ we should be best friends. I just cleaned out my tech supplies closet this weekend that consisted of pretty much everything you just showed plus a sprinkling of 30 year old Star Trek collectables and transformers from when I was a kid. All things tech got recycled and everything else is getting Ebayed. It…

I have read a lot of things about Roblox that suggests that it is a cesspool of creepers and have not allowed my kids to play it. Have things changed? 

Ugh, the slide show “gotta get as many views as possible” BS has finally hit here too. Just more articles to skip I guess.

How dare you! Weird Al is a God damn national treasure and bow ties are cool. If closing the generational gap means declaring either one of these things are not true this generation can Eat it.

Same here and I enjoy getting drunk as much as the next person. There are just so many tasty alternatives that I don’t know why anyone would choose beer. 

And once flat also tastes 100x worse.

I still say this about beer and I am almost 41.

Came here to say a tennis racket has always worked like a charm for me.

It could be “we take you to court and drain you with legal fees or you just give us the car”. Copyright and trademark trolls seem to have a very large vindictive side and like to make examples of people. Their policies seem to always lean towards scorched earth.

It would be really unfortunate if some savvy computer types doxed that union leader.

My commute is 30 minutes and that time plus more is lost because I now have to make lunch for my kids, help them with homework, stop them bickering because we are all locked in a house together day after day, and play tech support for their online schooling.