Boy, i am shocked that the person making hilariously idiotic comments on other articles is a fucking Phish fan. Shocked, i tell you!

I’ve got to say you really got the rubes on that gizmodo article. I can never tell if there is one tomatoface or like you’re a collective, but it’s enjoyable to figure out your new personas. You’re more reliable than some of the writers!

It’s scary how much this asshole resembles himmler.

I actually was homeless in San Francisco in the summer of 1967(aka “The Summer of Love”). It was a beautiful experience, though a few years later I decided Maoism was a quicker vehicle for change than Peace and Love.

He’s claimed her pretty well. The larger photo shows his other hand on her belly. Is she one of his students?  You should definitely reconsider what you think you know of Trudeau if you have a positive opinion. Guy is a swarmy scumbag.

He should resign immediately.

The poop patrol is hiring. They pay around $77k with an additional $112k in benefits for total compensation of $184k! Just to clean up poop!

Didn’t it turn out that Warren was actually related to someone in the US army that was commended for killing indians in the 1830's or something like that?

Is this just a game you play?

Anybody want to share their NYT login info so I can read the story? Will trade star for login info.

Fun fact: My hero Greta Thunberg has Aspberger’s syndrome (true story), which in this case she uses as a superpower, cause Greta has zero fux to give.

I humbly suggest my method of replacing all news with a Instagram feed of nothing but bikini models.

Don’t watch cable news until they behave with more integrity.

I dunno. Money just lets really people express their true selves on a far more expensive menu.

There so many scumbags like this who, because of their money and connections, are basically on cops’ “do not call” list.

Democratic donor... injecting men with methamphetamine, including one as recently as September 11, at his West Hollywood apartment. The victim reportedly overdosed and survived.