If Ben Shapiro was a Biden fan that’s exactly what he’d say.

He didn’t collude with Russia.

Trump should have been impeached for colluding with Russia. Long overdue now that he’s colluding with Ukraine. Folks, Trump has normalized a whole lotta bad stuff but we cannot allow him to normalize using the power of the Oval Office as leverage against leaders in other countries. It’s not fair, so he’s gotta go. And…

Try as he might, Trump was shown up by Ms. Greta. She completely stole the show.

I love the debates and want more of them. They’re great entertainment. Remember, every single person on that stage can easily beat Donald Trump, who is not smart and is only president because he colluded with Russia.

I feel stupid, but I also feel very lucky. I’m an adult and this tiny little girl is moving mountains we thought immovable. Why is it that the kids are so much smarter, so much more passionate, so much more willing to get out there and do the damn thing than we adults are? Is it the internet? Is it evolution? Are they…

Big Swollen Boy?

The most problematic part of the Paulian perspective has always been its anti-war position.

Oh great here we go again. Klobuchar is literally a boss, she by definition has to be bossy.

Klobuchar could be 2020's Obama, you never know. That’s what makes all this so exciting. I like her.

She’s not wrong though. Hillary was more than 20 points up on Obama all the way until January 2008. Then Obama took off like a rocket ship and Hillary was never the same.

I too am terrified of this woman. If you say you aren’t, you’re lying. We are just scared of Ms. Greta for different reasons, that’s all. 

Right after she rings up my slacks and sweaters at Saks. At some point we’re going to have to change the hurricane naming system. Just look at this nonsense:

Is he famous or something?

Who’s James Garner?

He was haha. He left us like a year ago or something. 

I am haha no but seriously, you haven’t heard of John McCain? Decorated War Hero and one of the most respected members of congress, of all time? At least as far as Republicans go anyway. He worked across the aisle too. Are you messing with me or something?

Even with Biden?! No way. Biden is a stammering old man totally disconnected from reality.

She really disrespects her father’s memory when she pull stunts like this. 

Who exactly is “turned off by Bernie”? Are you talking about Trump supporters?