I got Design Technician:

I’m a trans woman who thinks you might want to shut the fuck up with your transphobic joke equating our surgery to a kink.

No doubt the lake will be surrounded by

Hey, Undead Bear Arms are no laughing matter.

Let it out.

I was thinking that too.

Don’t you go giving Nature any ideas.

RaStar Lord (baby Grott is the weed)

Bask in the uncomfortableness

You don’t hear about it because they’re actually using the techniques taught by Stanislavsky and/or Strasberg. Hillary Swank and Charlize Theron both use method acting.

What Jared Leto did during the filming of Suicide Squad was not method acting. It was acting like a pretentious attention whore.

I would bet big money that he’s on a fixed allowance with no cards because drugs. It’s the end of the month, so he’s blown however much his trustee gave him for July.

It’s a little known fact that aluminum is the one thing that can act as a barrier against teleporters. That’s why Reed Richards just has miles of chicken wire protecting the Baxter Building.

I think the first thing he built was a clone vat. So it actually takes several clones and funerals to make each video.

Oh! Look. Isn’t it sweet. Baby troll’s first steps. Coetjie, coetjie, coe!

All of those vines he swings on act as a natural epilator.

Respect is not a given fact, how much it may be considered mandatory, it has to be earned every fucking day.

The pro-life crowd’s favorite cross.