Endlessly fascinated by this problem (of which I just became aware), I googled it and got this solution for you. It probably won't help, but it sounds vaguely dirty and made me giggle, so it was worth it:

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I'm going to start this, read away if you want.

You are so out of your depth in this conversation, mainly because you can only see things through your own standards and your own experience.

Yeah well there's a special rape response squad on permanent standby, but they ride unicorns so they can't help anyone who isn't a virgin.