Well, as long it isn’t dating* yourself.

Just $15.000

From Arctic to Antarctica.

Obama will get to that the next stop on his Africa trip.

I prefer cream crackers with Edam.

This putrumpship reads more like a abusive relationship with putin gas lighting trump and trump himself and the people he´s supposed to represent, all of them. There is nothing Gay about it.

Dystopian brutalist low maintenance futuristic cities with gated green for the 1%, you mean. There are lots of concept designs for green cities. It´s just that a couple of high profile architectural one trick pony´s always get the big jobs. And city planners only need to please the 1%, the working grunts on street…

Sure, we just have to rewind time to the start of his first presidency(, again). You won’t remember all this but for a small shiver of impending sinking doom. And after those 8 years Obama?

Someone called me a saltine. While i am more like a water biscuit. Kinja blocked me from replying. So, what the fuck. I get insulted and i can´t reply?

Could have been worse.

They got off easily. 

“where Driver was allegedly bitten by a black man”.

Your, and others’, grandmother must the cause why vampires and other things that go bump in the night are just myths.

i’m sorry. Please don’t ruin mayonnaise for me. It is a useful base condiment. Also, it’s acidity not salty.

I prefer fillet too. But when a chicken is prepared just right, the bones fried too, you can crack them and suck the marrow out.

One of the reasons i stopped drinking coke and never started sniffing it.

Sorry, Captain. I will always treasure the time aboard your ship. Especially the commemorative bracelet we all got afterwards and that small late last hour you allowed me to call you Burt, for just ordering a round of 30 year old Jamaican witch toe nail rum. Still got the little broom they served it with.

Let’s take back the word “Creation”. They can use “fumble buck”.

I had to go all the way deep down in my basement to get my shovel, crossed a salty river in a boat accompanied by a goat, wolf, scorpion and a piece of cheese. Walked for seven miles barefoot into an old forest, bathed in just moonlight. Finally reaching the crossroad, in the shadow of an ancient oak, when the…

After years of destabilizing south america, meddling in the middle east, favoring right wing regimes, Centuries of robbing resources from foreign nations. People are paying the price in suffering while our Teflon overlords party on.