I...I will quibble over price. $26k is too damn expensive.

Charles, I don’t know if the coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, or what, but I love your spelling today. Definitionally (paragraph 9) is going to be added to my lexicon, for sure.

Agreed.

alternate take: he rules. get bent.

Well folks, if you’ve ever wondered what ageism looks like, this is a Webster-level example.

Dude - the next time you want to talk about a new movie and give away a plot point, do us all a favor and write this first:

I read this review about the movie and it doesn’t tell me what I want to know. That’s what my comment is about. I’m not talking spoilers, either. I want to know about theme, which is frequently commented on in reviews (although maybe not the ones Germain writes). Feel free to write your own damn comment about “how…

I feel like this review is missing the point. Maybe the mix of familiar and fantastical is off balance for this film; I haven’t seen it yet. But it’s not like superhero flicks with POC leads grow on trees, either. I’m interested to know if the theme of this movie is that “gifts can’t solve everything” or if it’s…

Also, you can be an adult and have friends of the opposite gender. If you’re an adult and in a trusting, committed relationship, this should not be a problem, Mike Pence.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Ooo, forgot one of the bestest parts:

...and he has nothing better to do than to troll an author by writing a parody that no one is going to read. There’s really only one thing to say to a guy like that...

As a robot with neither soul nor humanity, yes, do that reproductive thing to Theodore Beale - but please be safe, let’s not bring any more TBs into the world.

You are obviously both dogs. Now, where did you learn to type? Where did you learn to type, there buddy? Yeah, who’s a big typing doggo? You are, yes you are! Also, fuck beagles.

That’s more vindictiveness than logic. even if he sells more books (he won’t) he still would not be “outperforming” Scalzi, just conning people into buying his book...which they would then return and order the one they wanted in the first place.

As a human without a soul, fuck Theodore Beale.

Logic plays no part in anything Beale does.