Valentina is just pretty and wealthy, I’ve yet to see a performance of hers that was “good”. When you’re beautiful and can afford couture people automatically think you’re fabulous. But you can tell when watching her performances that she’s a novice. Hopefully she’ll take advantage of her opportunities and step her…

I think we’re all in The Bad Place.

Her laugh is giving me what I need to get through this day.

Democrats need to wake the fuck up and realize that preventing a constitutional convention requires they vote more often than every 4 years.

This! I live in the Upper West Side, where so many people seem to be into politics, but when I voted in the primary I was the only one voting at 8:30am! People, what the fuck?

We tried to have nice things, but it turns out there are simply too many of us willing to make each other miserable.

Stand, breathe, and bloviate at the same time. That takes talent!

I’m mentally preparing for a serious conversation with my boss where I ask to work 100% remotely so that I can move to Europe.

You are assuming that I would just run away and leave them to die. While in reality I would broker a deal with the cannibals that would leave them doomed and me fed the scraps.

I thought that they got rid of you.

My friends have all decided to preemptively kill me in the event of some society-ending nuclear attack because they know I will sell them out to the first group of roving cannibals that inevitably appears.

I remember doing duck and cover drills in school but only because it gave me a prime view of Holly Lance’s sweet ass.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Edgy. I think your Mom is calling you to dinner. She made the special meatloaf without onions for her special little man!

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.

“Hillary’s running scared!”

You sound like a republican with your desire for a politician with ‘beliefs’ who criticizes a politician for changing their mind.

by relentlessley making fun of Bernie’s supporters, calling them “Bernie Bros”

I love how you always pretend sexism isn’t real. It’s so charming in a gross, extraordinarily stupid way.

“I would sooner vote for Donald Trump than I would Hillary Clinton,” said one angry young man, which suggests that he, much like his fellow protesters, doesn’t seem to care all that much about what a Trump presidency could mean for people of color, immigrants, women, and gay people.