Really? I’d call the freaking cops.

I’m not buying what you’re selling. Spare me the ‘maybe she was his first victim.’ Sure, it’s possible he was abusive and she ran away. We can all hope that’s true. (And unicorns are real and clouds are made of cotton candy. I mean, come on, she left like right before...)

As is often the case with idiots.

Just last week driving down the FDR, I saw a white bearded biker guy with a t-shirt and bumper sticker (really repping the gear) on the FDR that said “infidel” (with the “I” being an assault rifle). I’m betting him and his friends are pretty busy printing up more shirts and pretending to be cops.

Am I the only one who has realized that if John Meyer was good at sex there would be more songs about him?

I have no idea what character you are referring to. He is in fact a shitlord himself.

That moment where you see someone’s significant other and just instantly feel bad for them. Bad for them in a ‘girl, you in trouble’ way.

“I pioneered Williamsburg,”

My general experience in life tells me that anyone who rattles off this much nonsense in a short period of time is either snorting coke, ritalin, or has some kind of schizo disorder.

So agree.

you mean another unwanted penis examination.

my feet hurt.

maybe you should check again.

She is 12.

It’s a good way to figure out who to line up for the purge tho.

ooooo. you schooled me, masshole.

aka “livin the dream”

Those photos do not look like Hillary. But maybe it’s just because she’s sick.

Please tell me you made that.

OMG is Hillary the new Kristen?