Talking about sexual conquests =/= talking about grabbing someone by the pussy and doing ‘whatever you want’ because you’re famous.

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

No one cares about anything you have to say. Please go back to sleep.

He can’t even protect an American Chair from his thrusting groin.

The title was intentional. It’s meant to be ironic.

If anything Tiffany is the “normal” one - trying to distance herself as much as possible from her orange buffoon sperm donor

Oh honey, that’s because you are too old for him. He likes women his daughter’s age. *barf*

“It’s just words”

What’s the over/under on Trump completely melting down and calling Hillary a bitch on national television?

dude.

IRL Beavis and Butthead

I feel like Chili’s probably plays a role in more than one persons rock bottom story.

After a little time and with some help, hopefully he moves beyond shame and arrives at a place of pride for opening up about his mental illness, likely being an example to many others who suffer in silence.

Is that all there is to this city: wearing overpriced down coats and drinking independently-produced growlers and trying to have sex all the time?

It’s not THAT segregated. Except on TV.

To be fair, that matches up with the people he’s writing to.

I teach sixth graders. They write circles around Trump.

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?