... and sat by as the Jews died, but Great American right?

Right?

I said it before, but here it is again

I would literally pay money for that to happen. Like, a lot of money.

egads, i hope her lifestyle allows for some citronella.

ok, so i’m sitting here with a sweaty rag tied around my awful hair, a stretched out wife beater and a pair of leggings that I wore while 9 months pregnant and (thankfully) no longer fit properly. I look exactly like these photos (in my head).

BHAHAHAHAHAH. Because, no really that woman created email. BHAHAHAAAHAH. I was using it before she even knew how to code.

Now, see, I was just thinking that it’s like she wrote a headline that called me by my full name.

best. gif. ever.

best. gif. ever.

Ok. I’ll nod.

slow clap.

Honestly, if the cards stacked up a little differently for me a few years back, I’d be doing the same kind of thing. I’m afraid of heights though, so I’d probably have to find a hollowed out tree and live in the stump.

deep aversion to air conditioning

All of the alternate headlines i can think of are just terrible.

As much as I throw up just a little as I write this, Kayleigh McEnany is probably too educated for Trump. Not that his other wives may not be smart people, who knows, but I’m saying that Trump would view Kayleigh McEnany as having too many options, and thus no weak spot for him to exploit. If you look closely, in his…

cold dead eyes.

I think it’s supposed to be an intellectual riff on the horribly racist evil DW Griffiths The Birth of a Nation (which you can read about here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Birth…) where black men are depicted as if they are all rapists of white women. (I was forced to watch it in film school, it is horrible, and…

zombie hilz is still better than trump.

Dang, true.

If a woman freely excepts restrictions of her own choosing what is wrong with that? I’m not catholic but I’m part of another tradition that assigns responsibilities and restrictions to women, and it is absolutely something I choose to continue, and it is a beautiful part of my personal life.