Literally no one cares about your pizza opinions

I’m not a libertarian, but I’m willing to reconsider for pizza

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

Unfortunately, there just aren’t enough Jan Michael Vincent’s.

Came here to make this joke. Damn you...

That being said, it reminded me of this post apocalyptic vehicle from the movie, Damnation Alley with George Peppard and Jan Michael Vincent.

Sorry, I’m American and didn’t know those existed.

“I Need A Cheap Ride That Can Handle My Drum Set! What Car Should I Buy?”

and tastiest!

Possibly even more effectively with the added weight on his hip.

What do guns have to do with this story? Or are you just looking to stir up a gun debate any chance you get?

I want to retch, but it’s still better visibility than a Camaro...

False, Colorado is the best.

What a great idea! I wonder why nobody has ever thought of that before...

Dwarfism. The new black.

GTFO

Burn it! Burn it with fire!!

RARE COLOR!!!! RARE COLOR!!!! RARE COLOR!!!!! 2015 Huracan in Charcoal Grey

No, but he’s the right kind of crazy.

This is a good thing. There needs to be at least one sane person in the room.