“tire traction device”

I think we may have found the angry neighbor’s kinja username.

if this guy moved next door to you, it wouldn’t be your house, it would be the house next door to yours.

Sounds like you should move to an HOA neighborhood then.

Just give them a werthers, grandpa.

#TheFlappening

But I flap the paddles.

I bought a Porsche with zero paper service records. ZERO RECORDS. Not even a damn Jiffy Lube window sticker.

*grocery shelf with side entry doors

I feel bad for saying it, but this video is so satisfying.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

I saw the post and I was like, “IS DOUG BACK?!”

I think it’s also important to consider the effects of male models engaging in gas fights. That must account for a few closures a year, at least.

Phase one of operation Die Yankee Hipsters is now in effect.

Non-political Jalopnik is better than political Jalopnik.

Patrick is redirecting the plane, arming the weapons, and ordering the bomb bay doors opened as we speak. Phase one of operation Die Yankee Hipsters is now in effect.

I actually want to applaud you. I don't think you've made this article about you at all, and I'm hurt for you about all these comments. I am not white, but I don't see why you shouldn't have a place in this narrative—it's like you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

The first thing I'll say is I thought this was a very nuanced, conflicted piece that wasn't so much shaming "good white people" as it was expressing Ms. Bennett's ambivalence toward allies who have no frame of reference for her actual experience.

There are no "good white people", " good black people", "good hispanic people", ect.... There are only GOOD PEOPLE!!!! We need to take race out of it.

@HycoSpeed: Yes, exactly.