The White Sox are perpetually shitty because none of the players want to make anti-union dirtbag Jerry Reinsdorf any more wealthy.

I wholeheartedly agree and would even expand upon that to say that Jeter was a below average shortstop.

You know what’s incredibly sad? Getting rid of your coke-head QB for a guy who texted pictures of his dong to a Hooters waitress on his wedding day.

This is ridiculous. You could easily turn that same argument around on management and say “you let a stupid uniform choice get in the way of your ace taking the mound?” Your comment just illustrates how you’ve been inculcated with the notion that players, whose bodies and behavior are already strictly regulated, can’t…

This is a bullshit take. I applaud Sale for cutting up those stupid ass uniforms. I doubt he thought of it this way, but I see it as “yeah, you pay my salary, but you don’t fucking own me.” If he felt, as did the rest of the team from the sound of it, that these goddamn uniforms were an impediment to safe and…

No, I think Yordano Ventura’s crown is safe.

If you’re over the age of 18 and you’re playing this stupid game, you deserve an ass whooping. And the next motherfucker I see driving around the neighborhood in the middle of the goddamn road at 5 mph with his screen up to his face like an asshole while I’m trying to complete the last 2% of my bullshit commute is…

Something something Michale Vick something terrible.

Could you please ban me? I spend far too much time in these asinine comment sections.

If you’re at the urinal and you decide to squeeze out a questionable fart, which you are sure resulted in some residue that is now trapped somewhere between butthole and outer cheeks, what’s the proper move? If you’re alone, you can just pivot into an adjacent stall to clean things up. But, if there are other people…

July 4 is a day that I can drink in front of the kids before noon, right? July 4 and Thanksgiving.

Fuck every single one of those motherfuckers.

Berlin Wall coming down.

Marine Todd? Is that you?

Stick to sports.

It’s a fucking shame they both can’t lose. What I’m really saying here is fuck both the Royals and the Cardinals.

I’ve got $1000 that says you’re fat.

You’re not too bright.

Who in their right mind chooses Sam Bowie over MJ?

Oh will you just fuck off.