Because not everyone is a cranky, miserable, unreasonable shithead.
Because not everyone is a cranky, miserable, unreasonable shithead.
Arrested?? FUCK THAT. Way too lenient. Someone should taser his ballsack at the very least.
“isn’t technically illegal, but it goes against the spirit of _____”
Deadspin staff meeting?
Blowjobs and red meat.
How dare you, sir. Baseball trade rumors are one of the three things that still bring a little joy to my otherwise mundane existence.
Whitlock is definitely farting in that picture, right?
LeBron is a bitch. Green is an asshole. Keep up.
That’s the American way. Why do you hate America?
If he had done the big balls dance down the third baseline and moonwalked across the plate. Then you can hit him, but not before.
I cannot stand that motherfucker. Is there anyone on a current major league roster who is more insufferable? Besides Papelbon, of course.
There is a universal truth that I read in a Josh Lanyon novel:
Yeah, you’re about 6 hours too late with that zinger.
Yet another reason to hate the Royals: their whiny, bitch-ass fans.
Yep. I think he’s leading the league in home runs, but his slash is total crap. And for some reason Abreu has completely forgotten how to hit. I can understand going up and in to Frazier, that’s his weakest spot, but there’s a difference between that and trying to hit the guy. Like last night, Ross went up and in a…
Yeah, there’s a difference between throwing inside and sending a 100 mph fastball at a guy’s chin. Sorry if you can’t tell the difference. It’s pretty clear that this kind of shit is encouraged because the entire staff does it. Kelvin Herrera is another example of Royals pitcher in desperate need of an attitude…
Counterpoint: Fuck the Royals.
How is this not NSFW?
No one’s going to jail. Now, if she had smoked a joint, we’d have something to discuss.
Meanwhile, in Phoenix, the land on which Chase Field sits has been assessed at $13.57.