How do you even internet

It’s quite impressive how wrong you can be. The song Keith was bragging about was “Diesel Power” from the same album, which he actually rapped on. The couplet in “Smack My Bitch Up” was a sample of Keith from Ultramagnetic MCs’ “Give the Drummer Some”. And I’m dying to know how he stole that lyric from De La Soul when…

Smack my bitch up is not a bad song. It is a good song.

Started the race too fast, became tired too early, and swam the latter part of the race much more slowly.

More like water polio, amirite??

HOLY SHIT YOUR DICK IS HUGE

There’s a great Instagram account called Trump4Prezident. I thought of the following entry:

I voted for every school with “state” in the name.

Nah, Charlie Hustle is still, and likely forever will be the hit king. I love Ichiro, and I like you cheeky bastards here at the Spin trying to be cute, but Rose didn’t get almost 1300 of his record hits in AA

Aw, Kuato lost all his money betting on the wrong political horses and now he needs a handout no one is willing to give him. Poor little goiter.

Defensively, he was one of the worst defensive shortstops I’ve ever seen at the major-league level.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great.

the 2005 Chicago White Sox are one of the 10 best baseball teams of all time

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

NFL football is boring as fuck.

If you were a White Sox fan, and there aren’t many of us left, you’d completely side with Sale. The front office is a fucking nightmare and Robin Ventura is about as gutless of a manager as it gets. Sale is constantly thinking about the fact that he’s being shopped around to other teams and that his organization has…

Of course he is. The Honorable Judge Cock Scrote was completely slammed.

This is tragic and unexpected - I can’t understand why the Cubs would have traded for Josh Hamilton.

A question for Clinton supporters: Why would you even want Sanders’ endorsement?

Freestyle Mutating.