This will likely be my favorite music video of 2015.

I don’t understand the question.

I sometimes pretend that I’m GhostofCourtneyStoddensBoobs. But who here doesn’t?

We need all celebrities to do more of this.

My uncle loved Anita Baker, until he said “Hello Ms. Baker” to her when he saw her at the airport. He claims she rolled her eyes at him and told him to be quiet. He is a quiet, reserved man unless he’s had a few drinks. Then he behaves like the guy from the hood who is always interviewed by local news stations after a…

Its crazy how your truly colors came out.

Cheers to getting the “fuckboys” out of our lives. I’m beginning to feel better, like I can finally move on and see a life for myself, a really happy one, after breaking up with the man I had been seeing for many months, just letting me do what I need to do to have fun on the weekends, whether it’s by myself with…

I found just getting up and leaving also worked. Look, I’m the damn secretary, I don’t know anything about your situation. No, I can’t go get the principal. No, I can’t call him, he’s off campus. No, I WON’T CALL HIM BECAUSE HIS MOTHER IS DYING AND I’M LEAVING NOW BEFORE I CUSS YOU OUT!

I am a woman, highly intelligent, very hard working... I’m the employee who says to her boss, “No, it’s NOT okay that I was late. It’s the second time in a month, and while I appreciate that you want to let it slide because of how good of a job I do, please don’t let it slide again, promise me that the next time it…

I work in IT, where poorly-socialized jerks are rampant. The most common comment I get after starting a new job is “wow, you’re a lot nicer than the last guy.” Which feels good, but I can’t help but notice that I’m replacing those guys because they got hired by Microsoft and are making a hell of a lot more than me. I…

Same. It just has an Umbrella Corp. feel to it.

This makes me smile because it reminds me of my friend that I’ve known since we were 8 years old and we have traveled the world together in much the same way. She lives in Norway, I live in Texas, but I actually see her more than I see some of my other friends because every few months we meet somewhere that neither of…

Honestly some of the most prejudiced people I’ve ever known were people who self identify as progressive. I can’t remember where I heard/read this but the only difference between a liberal and conservative is one will apologize for defecating in your living room without making any attempt to help clean it up while the…

YES. Why is Joss Whedon so damn precious?

Yeah, I think that kind of information is the garnish that we use when we don’t really know anything about the person. It’s a collection of mini-scandals meant to defame. The fact that the fashion industry is based almost exclusively on sweatshop labor, I think that probably says more about people in her line of work…

Or you could relax, ffs, and understand that you’re not CHAINING YOUR SOUL TO HIS. It’s a relationship. Maybe even a marriage. It’s not graven in stone.

I dunno, we all need to respect our own process, but while I absolutely believe this part should be the minimum, I sort of take the opposite view once it gets past this low bar:

Before Mr. randilyn I always felt like I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. Now I feel like there are no shoes. Barefoot Bliss.

Love this. Love, love, LOVE this. I have a friend who recently re-entered the dating pool after a divorce and is having a really tough time. She talks about all the guys she’s “really into” as if they’re Ken dolls, entirely replaceable and utterly lacking any unique quality. She talks about how she likes going out…