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If you are going to part ways with 600 bucks for a scribble approved by a human, I don’t care if it came from his gnarled appendage or a computer program...you got taken.

CYBERPHONE with unbreakable screen, of course

Considering I already walk 10x faster then most people (seriously, why do people walk so damn slow) this would have be walking 300 times faster then you normies. I’m in! 

Just once... I want the big western company to respond with a staff picture of everybody mooning.

$65,000 USD? From Amazon? Pretty sure the bald asshole in charge of Amazon and Putin himself have both eaten meals more expensive than that.

Ah, the violent left that doesn't exist. Fuck the Right Wing. And keep an eye on them. They will get violent again soon.

Do people actually use the search bar? Turning it off (as well as other annoying, useless taskbar apps) is one of the first things I do with any new Windows system. I tried upgrading to Windows 11 but it immediately made most of my games unplayable with flickering on my laptop, so I downgraded a couple days after

It’s a cool idea, but unfortunately the majority of Russian bureaucrats spend most of their time doing various corrupt shit rather than meaningful work. Tying up their phones may actually make things better over there

I watched it in the theater when it was released. Time to revisit it.

This is not a helpful article. I went into my Verizon app, went to settings and there is no option to turn this off. Did the author actually try this with their own Verizon app? Because it isn’t there. I tried chat support to get it removed and the chat didn’t understand me nor connect me to a human. These companies

“Fucking aliens and their bullshit ‘crop’ circles.”

But NileRed was able to extract it from a bottle of anal lube which he swore was brand new and never opened before!

It’s a trap! This is how they get ya!

Finally, a Martian landscape feature that really was made by aliens.

Thank you, Captain Obvious. Anyone who has read about the sinking of the Titanic is aware of the ductility issue.

You’re only thinking the outside. Lots of subs are nuclear. They require reactor cooling, unusual operating chemicals, and unconventional maintenance. While it might not hit the full -100F everywhere, there are instances where parts of the sub could experience temperatures colder than ocean water outside, and into

Exactly, she was fighting to Stop the Steel Conspiracy. There are 100% all-natural, gluten free, homeopathic paints that will ensure these steel plates are stronger than ever. And by the way, steel is strong metal — whoever says it can break is *lying* to you!

Just this morning, I got a robocall reminding me that the extended warranty on my vehicle was about to expire.  I think they got that a little wrong.  My truck is going to be 14 years old in a a few weeks.  It isn’t the warranty that’s about to expire, it’s the truck itsef.

allowing some truck drivers transporting gasoline to work overtime.