Dumping on new Subarus is really trendy right now. All of the highly opinionated teenagers who can’t even drive are adding that to their repertoire of bullshit to parrot. Did Clarkson say something about this? I haven’t been watching Grand Tour. CVT aside modern subarus are way more interesting than most of the cars…

Yeah, I agree. The legacy is a weak choice for MCM. What about, I dunno, the Dodge Journey or something else.

I recognize this may get buried here, as it goes against the prevailing point of view, but I want to provide a counterpoint.

Sorry but Oppo has an open bar, we have to keep out any Americans under 21

“I just came here to say I hate you”

Jeez, leave some commas for the rest of us!

Wife walks in while I’m on the computer: “Whatcha watchin’?”

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

So Ferrari skipped auto-driving cars and jumped straight to self-driving cars? That’s amazing.

This guy has clearly Hadi-nuff of BMW.

Being the editor of Jalopnik means you spend a lot of time thinking about Miatas

“It is kind of incredible how, in the Miata’s nearly 30 year history, the company never managed to screw it up.” You literally copied and pasted this from our Slack conversation this morning lol