jurasskick
Jurasskick
jurasskick

I’ll take The Penis Mightier for $700!

I believe that shade is called Bystander Rouge.

“Not that I endorse breaking the speed limit”

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Yes. Fuck the computers, technology, and all that shit. I’ll take a FFR Shelby Daytona Coupe with some monster 700 hp engine.

You will not find a better value than this...

As much as I love the Pantera, that is a bunch of bullshit replies. None of you experts came close to suggesting something that fits his discription.

Sorry, can’t do it.

*sigh*

This, or I hate you

I daily drive an Audi RS7 (with some work done)

My car is old enough to have 2 kids, a messy divorce, and a questionable Tinder account.

Man,

You’re lucky there’s no videos of Mustangs wrecking.

educated liberal adults.

I just got a house that has well water. I splurged on a killer filter and softener system. I told my wife it was for drinking water. But really? It was for the cars... 

Whenever I wash my car, it just gets dirty again. Why do I want that emotional roller coaster?

Selling a dirty car is like showing up to a job interview with a 3 day neck beard and a shirt with ketchup on it. You’ve already failed the first part of the sale. 

Better lock that up before David Tracy sees it.

I only wash the nice one. Which is still sitting in the garage from the winter because I haven’t had time to wash it.