So it’s Mountain Dew Code Brown?

At least .25 miles confirmed so far. 

Horribly researched article. Everyone knows Sean Parker stole Napster from Seth Green.

“Cat Dennis Quaid adopts human with same name”

I clicked because I’m obviously living under a rock, and I thought Ms Knowles and I shared a love of ‘00s emo.

“In the year 2000...IN THE YEAR 2000!!”

I super believe in Tad Cooper.

Tad Cooper!

I get Lea Michele wanting to shift the attention off of her, but Jesus.

My understanding is he really isn’t a Doctor of Disrespect. It was more of an honorary degree, like Mr. Phil.

And they call the act ... The Aristocrats!

All of my friends who live there now are overwhelmingly in flavor of this.

NASCAR will still wave the Confederate flag to signal the start of the last lap though, as is tradition.

Maybe it was a box full of these?

Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

This is a problem for people with self control who can keep themselves from just eating the whole bag to avoid figuring out how to close the bag, 

What the deuce... is that a half Windsor? If you’re going to take the coward’s way out, we have no place for you in this bunker. The end of civilization will not reduce us to savages!

I was really hoping Mulaney would be playing the fairy godmother, and bringing some of the “fun mom energy” he brought to his impression of his real estate agent in ‘The Comeback Kid’.

don’t kid yourself. you don’t know where joe biden is in the middle of the night.