I think they were saying “Boo-urns”!

I would never willfully waste cheese like that.

Team Cat here to say: Meh

True fact:

Anyone else think of this Q first? Just me? Hello?

Looks like they might be...

Looks like the old GameBoy camera.

Beaker with a slow thyroid

I don't think Martha Stewart has hundreds of babies buried in her immaculate gardens, but if one were to dig in certain palaces I would be very curious to see how many baby skulls OR WHATEVER would be found.

I’d have second thoughts about eating a capon at Chez Martha

Survival Horror. A moment of comedy. Loss. And pills.

Unless you’re talking about a back splice, where you crown the strands and weave them back into the line, you use a splice to join two lines, not to prevent one from raveling.

Hail Hydra.

I’m just going to come out and say it...

Bite your tongue! His is NOT a white billionaire! He’s an orange billionaire, who might not be an actual billionaire because who knows how far in debt he is and every claim he has ever made turns out to be a lie. Wait, is that too long for a title to your article?

...“Lazy Sunday” aired in the winter of 2005. I remember it vividly. I watched SNL cross-legged on the floor of my parents’ family room and watched, mouth agape. It was like nothing I had seen before, but in fairness, I was 14.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Double.

“That’s good enough for me!”

And don’t forget!