JurassicBark — because WoW.

Regular pandas are barely even bears (YUP). They are like bears inbred, stupid upcountry cousins. Every once and a while they come down to the bear family reunion, where the polar bears are talking about how they remained active year-round in one of the harshest climates on earth, and grizzly bears are talking about…

That's why I need to move east! I live in Utah and sometimes it seems like everyone here is a Mormon (which is totally fine and I get why they do it, especially if the church could lose the whole homophobia and misogyny things, but it's definitely not something I believe in) or a new-age hippie (who believes in tarot…

My friend keeps trying to convince me to move west. But, at 31 years old, I know my lifetime of East Coast Cynicism is just too ingrained in my personality for that to ever work.

Wait- Halloween is only one night!? I thought it spanned the whole of October!

Damn that takes me back to the good ol wow days

It's gotta spawn somewhere, right?

What's sad to me is how few actually showed the other side. Anyway......sigh.

Yeah, the bandana thing would be hilarious if it wasn't completely racist. I guess they are only allowed when attempting to hide a bald spot?

I just need a mobile version of this please.

marketing genius you are

the first step is admitting you're powerless over the noodles....

YEAH, BUT IS THERE MSG IN IT BECAUSE I DON'T EAT THAT

Hey man, his noodles are dope!