I bow down to you. This has made my day.

I laughed loudly at this . I am a very bad person.

Floundering sock designer is my favorite description since the Jeopardy! contestant who described herself as an aspiring student. What do these things mean?

All the paleo/atkins/keto people are going to through their $$$ at you. If you add a stevia soda I want a marketing cut.

YOU. SO. STUPIDDDDDDDDDDD.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had a UHF moment with that one ^_^

Wheel! Of! Fish!

But in this image I can still see her *Dark Pit.*

Slytherins for the win!

Oh, at least.

Diet cola tastes way worse than vaginas!

America's creepy old uncle everyone wishes would stop coming to family functions.

I'm conflicted... I like the design but I hate Gamestop. Anyway, this kind of reminds me of the classic design they gave the GBA SP many years ago:

They should have brought her soup for every course.

This brings a lot of happy sunshine into my otherwise rather dull life. Thank you.

When I was a wee small child, I once announced at dinner that I was, and I quote, "allergic to boxing." As in, the sport. I'd seen it on TV earlier and knew that something "allergic" was important...

that one was the story that proved to me i could never be a server again. because there is no way i would not have straight up laughed in her face if she had said that to me.

I think this is a pretty common problem actually. Seems like people think that because something is unpleasant to them, causes them discomfort, or because they don't like it, it means that you have an allergy. 'Fraid not people.